Ayup.

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Type these words into your music library and post the name of the first song that appears

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void-symphony:

Happy: Happy Now? - No Doubt Love: Little Miss Lover - The Jimi Hendrix Experience Hate: Hate Me - The Distillers Light: I Think I See the Light - Cat Stevens Dark: [none] Good: Look Good in Blue - Blondie

Bad: Bad Penny - Big Black Smile: [again, there is none] Cry: Cry Baby - Janis Joplin Girl: Kung Fu Girls - Blondie Boy: Black Boys on Mopeds - Sinéad O’Connor

Just reblogging to remind myself to do this when I get home.

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I invite ONE GUEST over and Sleepy tries to eat his hair...

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More Sleepy.

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I got a kitten! Gray tabby, aptly named "Sleepy." I'm sneaking him into the apartment until I can afford the deposit. I hate to do it but I need a pet around, something with me at all times, to keep panic attacks under control. And he is a cuddler.

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I put my pillow in the fridge since it's so ridiculously hot here and now it smells like pizza.

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We were due to have dogs named Othello and Iago in today, but only Othello showed up. Still, what are the odds of two characters from the same play being represented on the appointment book on the same day?

[lgbtlaughs]

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lgbtlaughs:

[Image description: a photo of a tomato. Caption reads: “Born a fruit. Identifies as a vegetable”]

(Submitted by Nicolas)

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hickiesandhotpants:

Because of reasons.

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This is my kitten face.

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Sweet AC

I am with you again, my love. Let's never fight again.

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Hoooly fuck it's too muggy out here. I don't care if my shift doesn't start for another half hour, I'm going to work because there's AC there. 

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I love waking up in a paralyzingly depressed mood and barely being able to make myself get dressed in time to get to work. Really. Love it.

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I just gave my dog a pig's hoof. She's never had one of these before. She's completely enthralled and can't quite figure out wtf is going on.

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shakethegoldenbarley:

[Alcohol = violence, rape, stupidity = harmless and legal Weed = relaxed, excessive laughing, hunger = dangerous and illegal]

While I think that marijuana should be legalized for both recreational and medical use, something about this bothers me. I can’t quite put my finger on it though.

A doodle of rape in progress and the 'stupidity' thing, for me.

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fefari:

8ad8r8k:

tessen:

bliindprofiit2:

x-nth:

does anyone live in dallas/ surrounding outlying areas that can come get me

i got kicked out of my house when my dad found out about my sexuality and 

im in

a really hood part of town

like

REALLY HOOD

im going to die fuck I CANT SPEND THE NIGHT ON THE STREETS

ESTELLE WHERE ARE YOU PLEASE WAKE UP can you come get me please im 

sobbing im going to die tonight i cant stay out

im going to get raped or robbed THIS COMPUTER AND CHARGER  ARE THE ONLY THINGSI HAVE BESIDES THE CLOTHES ON MY BACK

I don’t live anywhere near Texas but I’m reblogging this in case someone out there can help

I hope things turn out okay for you :(

Oh my gosh if I had any way… reblogging. :( Anyone?

SIGNAL BOOST.

Anyone in the Dallas, Texas area??

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When I sleep, I swallow less, so my throat gets more dry, so the pain gets so excruciating I wake up and can't breathe without tearing up or go back to sleep for hours. Must rig up some kind of tent with the humidifier. Sleep in a sauna. Do you know what this means.

PILLOW.

FORT.

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acute bronchitis and a sinus infection

throat so raw it hurts to breathe

in  tears, can't sleep

everything hurts and i'm dizzy