tumblr dashboard simulator but its the kj universe
not me religiously stalking the ONN desperately praying one of these thieves decide to snap one day and rob elons 5 mansions blind like oooooooooooh please please please you know you wanna do it come onnnnnnnnn
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Officer I robbed the british museum in self defense
So, did you people know that there is a subsection of this website dedicated to fanblogging about known and wanted international criminals? Because I do now.
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"My daughter is perfectly fine!" Your child got their unfathomable amount of random trivia from listening to phantom thief true crime podcasts
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Look, I know rich people should contribute more to society and stop hoarding their wealth, but you guys seriously can't be condoning LITERAL CRIMINALS robbing people, right???? There are like far more ways to address the wealth gap than this poor excuse of vigilante justice
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Phantom Thief Spade VS Phantom Thief Pyramid Head
Voting ends a week from now, may the sexiest thief win!
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SEND ME PROOF YOU VOTED SPADE AND ILL DRAW YOU ANYTHING GO GO GO!!!!!!
I'm not in the fandom okay but. Why is the blurry guy in the shitty mascot costume winning,.
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HIS NAME IS PYRAMIDHEAD AND YOU WILL RESPECT HIM
The ONN news guy is so fucking funny like the sheer cuntiness he radiates is one thing but do you see how enthusiastic he seems whenever a thief robs a museum or something like go king we see you
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OP you jest but there is a legit theory that the ONN reporter/newscaster is part of an underground conspiracy that conveys information for phantom thieves such as treasure location/status and police activity from a separate news channel. There is a disturbingly high chance that this man is helping thieves in broad daylight.
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so hey was that deactivation a coincidence or
On cashier duty at the cafe near the natural museum today and this cosplayer with bright neon ass red hair and eyebags that can only come from 3 lifetimes of sleep deprivation walks by and i kid you fucking not he sets his fucking fake wings on fire and when i blinked he was just. Fucking gone. Like he's just not there anymore. I don't even think he set the wings on fire himself they just spontaneously combusted. Maybe i'm the one suffering from sleep deprivation