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OUT NOW ON AO3: “Full of Terraced Dreams”

for @bottom-harry-ficfest

Explicit; 47k

An a/b/o neighbors-to-lovers AU ft. two single parents, their unpredictable kids, and the unexpected fast-track to a blended family.

(AKA: meet Jo, Silas, and their parents!)

I’m a few days late to posting this fic announcement, but if you haven’t read it yet, enjoy 🥹🫶🏻

agonyandagony

should you fight one direction

louis tomlinson: absolutely you should fight him. it’ll be great. you’ll win. motherfucker’ll shriek like a howler monkey and insult every member of your family in the process, but it’ll all be while hiding directly behind burlier, liam-ier people. if you can corner him, just grasp his arms against his body and start gently rocking him like a baby until he’s lulled. “what the fuck,” he’ll ask disgustedly, but his eyes are already drooping. “shh,” you tell him soothingly. “go to sleep, little baby.” he does. you win.

harry styles: you should fight him, because no one on god’s green earth is angling for a good old fashioned smackaround like this big-mouthed doe-eyed slack-jawed better-hair-than-you-having motherfucker, but you won’t. this is everything that’s wrong with the world. none of us who so desperately need to fight harry styles in the street can ever manage to do it, because of his like, fucking dimples or whatever. try not to make direct eye contact with him if you do end up giving it a shot, because that’s how he gets you, like some daymare st. laurent wearing gorgon.

niall horan: sure, go for it. you’ll lose, because his betoothpick-legged frame probably contains a secret maniacal frenzy just waiting to be loosed, but whatever, give it a shot. afterwards maybe try and fight a kitten and the sun too. see how that makes you feel, fucko. you make me sick.

liam payne: if you fight liam it has to be in a pre-arranged, regulated 12-round boxing ring with very strict rules and procedures and a referee interceding to make sure no one hits below the belt, not that liam ever would, and anyway, you’ll lose. no one feels good about it. you feel bad for losing and liam feels bad for winning and probably offers to drive you home afterward, which you begrudgingly accept, because your loss still smarts, and you both spend the drive in an uncomfortable silence. no one enjoys this fight. no winners.

zayn malik: anyone who would even theoretically consider inflicting damage upon his carved-from-marble face is committing thought crime. go directly to jail and stay there.

#needed this today

holyshit

anyway, one direction forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ev-

whoreforlarrystuff

fellshish

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

constitutionalweasleymonarchy

If AO3 had a slogan

#is this about harry styles

braverytattoos

HQ's of Louis behind the scenes of the AOTV DVD

duchessknowseverything

Nope. He’s too pretty.

#louis tomlinson #louis #tomlinsonedits #aotv

louistomlinsoncouk

lthqofficial Gilford, NH. 27.5.23 #fitfworldtour

crinkle-eyed-boo

I can’t believe Louis said WHORE RIGHTS on the Tour poster, what a time to be alive.

imaharrie

i’m crying this is so funny (x)

peachyclauds

Vienna 10/6/15

duchessknowseverything

I MISS BUNRRY

hotel-californiall

WHY DOES IT FIT SO WELL IN EVERY SINGLE DANCING SCENE OF EVERY SINGLE MOVIE THERE IS

[Disclaimer: Not my video, just my edit]

harry-nofookingway-styles

Harry Styles Dancing to Slow Hands by Niall Horan

I got requests to make a full version of this edit that I made, so here you go! xx

duchessknowseverything

I think about this edit all the time.

hldailyupdate

“I think Louis’ gonna be the hardest because he’s got his wits about him. You know, he’s from that particular, he’s from Doncaster. They don’t mess around, you know what I mean? It’s gonna be tough.”

-James Corden on Louis being the hardest to kidnap in One Direction. (17 February 2023)

via Late Late Show