to be a coward~

read, 28, they/them, bri'ish, massive c... apricorn, gmt, writer sean cassidy & charles xavier apologist pfp: @theoutsider

[batmurdock]

[kubrick stares at my bank account]

anyway! officially offering these services - pay-what-you-can basis as you job-hunt. Testimonies can be provided upon request. I've been working in HR for 10+ years or so from corporate offices, nonprofits, and academic institutions.

[bansheewanshee]

someone should write a paper about the ‘leave me alone but also wait wait please god don’t leave me alone please’ phenomenon of being stressy and depressy

[loveridden1999]

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

[cleanturnssmartgirlsdumb]

you need daddy to complete you

[loveridden1999]

daddy needs to be euthanized

[mirsoyo]

I started hiccuping, and now I can't get the thought out of my head of what happens to a Banshee if he gets them.

Like, you hiccup wrong and—boom, fuck—there's a pile of shattered glass all around you.

Thanks💞💞💞

[tiffycat]

Some x-kisses

[mactiir]

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

[tacomel420]

customers the same in all universes

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts

[yogi-bogey-box]

this is a common phenomenon. the better you get, the more you recognize flaws. the good thing is you can strive to get better. but the bad thing is that you see nothing but flaws. you are actually getting better, but your editing/critical brain is getting tuned up and can see more things to improve. someone post the graph, I can't find it

[yogi-bogey-box]

nvm I found it myself:

"art" can mean any creative endeavor and it definitely applies to writing.

[aaawunder]

i got a picture of the eclipse! not a very good one though i fear😔😔😔😔

[willgrahamscock]

shipping two characters but not as lovers or enemies but a secret third thing

[willgrahamscock]

divorced

[prokopetz]

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

[prokopetz]

#the best route is clearly to get really into a specific kink scenario and invent a world to justify it (via @salix03)

That's not even a joke. Developing a kink scenario so elaborate and so excruciatingly particular that it can only properly be contemplated in the frame of a world created specifically to contain it is genuinely closer to Tolkien's actual creative process than 99% of the stuff that plays at being heir to his legacy.

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[hotvampireadjacent]

@pissvortex

[tiffycat]

two idiots trying to communicate

original by @/milletude

plus twitter bonus

[the-smoking-lilly]

[bansheewanshee]

and then i go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like

'i'll be so real i feel so anxious i'm about to shit myself with the power of megaton bomb but i stay sexy though'

[jimmythecookiemonster]

SAS: Rogue Heroes (2025)