Duck, Duck, Grey Duck

23. Welcome to the shitshow of things that make me smile and fandoms I keep getting sucked in to...Throne of Glass, Raven Cycle, The Foxhole Court, Six of Crows, any period romance ever, Sense8, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Brooklyn 99 and SO MUCH MORE. Also, octopi are cool.

[fallingtowers]

got a new job… im the person who passes the objects in front of the fire in plato’s cave

[fallingtowers]

everyday people ask me if they can fuck the shadows. buddy, you can’t fuck them, because they are without substance. they are mere pale echoes of the true reality, pal

[skarchomp]

they’re what? that doesn’t make any sense. they’re right there, and i can’t conceive of anything beyond them to fuck. so can i fuck them or what?

[cookiescr]

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

[cookiescr]

they’re just vibing yknow?

[dimpledgucci]

porcupines do this too :)

[callingallcars]

i have excellent news about the manul cat

[lizzibennet]

jane austen really just repeatedly said “the sexiest thing a man can be is kind, selfless, attentive and honest about his feelings” and, as always, she was correct every single time

[vilindeer]

She also said women should have financial autonomy and legal rights. :)

[lizzibennet]

jane austen: men should be softer and kinder and women should be allowed to be witty and funny and independent

me: fuckin superb u funky little regency ladie

[satanickpanick]

jane austen: soft masculinity! strong femininity! 

me, yearning: yes ma’am

[weaver-z]

[babyanimalgifs]

Our hermit crab changed shells right in front of me! Coolest thing ever! 🐚 

(Source)

[ursa-arrowbreaker]

* backflips into my new house *

[killicillin]

He went there.

[exeggcute]

there is something very funny about people on here who try to cultivate these edgy aloof personas as if they haven't taken up residence in the virtual equivalent of a mcdonald's playplace

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catasters]

[anushbanush]

Baby on Board

[murdershegoat]

just a man and his duck

[sushinfood]

He’s doing the “proud dad smile hands on hips” combo to the duck, I can’t

[bob-artist]

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

[pixels-after-dark-deactivated20]

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

[unpretty]

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

[bisexuhowl]

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

[unpretty]

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

[unpretty]

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

[unpretty]

best part of this post is all the people with prosopagnosia confirming that they literally never questioned why the prince was incapable of hiring a sketch artist even in versions without masks/glamours

(ps here’s this)

[nessa007]

me every minute of every day:

[inkandpapermagic]

Fantasy Readers: We just want something a little more different and diverse because fantasy YA is getting a bit stale 

Samantha Shannon: how about an 830-page fantasy epic based on the folklore of cultures across the world

Fantasy readers: ok, cool!

Samantha Shannon: and also there’s more queer characters than straights

Fantasy Readers: I’m– that’s– 

Samantha Shannon: and have them be people of color

Fantasy Readers: ….

Samantha Shannon: also most of the characters are grown adults, so this is an adult fantasy hope that’s okay 

Samantha Shannon: did I mention this is a matriarchal society where the fate of the kingdom rests on the queen’s ability to produce a daughter because fuck stereotypical male-dominated fantasy worlds

Samantha Shannon: also speaking of stereotypes, let’s just toss all the cliché fantasy dragon stories out the window because these dragons don’t even have wings and also they talk and have their own independent social hierarchy 

Samantha Shannon: is that good enough for you? 

Fantasy Readers: 

[patricksdavid]

catherine deserves an emmy for this joke alone