Duck Duck Me!

I am the Duck (as dubbed by one of my best friends). have fun in my sea of random posts.

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#myretiredhollanov

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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

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[randobambo]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[duck-duck-me]

The show establishes Svetlana as one of Ilya’s closest friends since childhood.

It also establishes Svetlana as somebody who is attracted to Shane Hollander, and is aware that Ilya is probably also attracted to Shane Hollander.

I think we are forgetting the potential hilarity of Svetlana having called Dibs on Shane when they were like 17.

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[duck-duck-me]

Maybe it’s because I was a Girl Scout as a kid, but the bracelet in Sheep Detectives is about friendship actually and that’s immediately how I knew it was a red herring. They called it the endless thing because “a circle is round. It has no end, and that’s how long I want to be your friend”

[duck-duck-me]

Andy Weir as Doctor Who show runner, question?

[duck-duck-me]

I’m not kidding. I’m putting my hat in the ring for next Doctor Who show runner. If RTD is allowed to blow a Disney budget on the same ideas I was writing in fanfic in middle school 15 years ago, I should be allowed to blow a BBC budget on something way less vain.

[duck-duck-me]

Is now the time to present my PowerPoint showing all of the similarities between the last RTD era of Doctor who, and the shitty fanfic I wrote 15 years ago?

[unhappytogekiss]

a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston

this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner

[duck-duck-me]

I’m firmly of the belief that after the fan mail thing, for like 2 straight months Connors and Marleau just randomly text each other hollanov related epiphanies with the manic energy of that one Game Grumps video about Mark Zuckerberg.

[duck-duck-me]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83364461

I don’t normally post about my own fics on here, but I learned HTML (and used photoshop for the first time in years) for this, and I’m proud of it.

Based on this post I made a while ago.

[duck-duck-me]

It’s a rock band.

[duck-duck-me]

Another funny option in a Shane ends up in Ottawa first AU, is having ‘Professional Rage Baiter’ Ilya Rozanov consistently point out that Ottawa can still afford him too and he’d be more than willing to ruin everyone’s day and play on the same team as Shane Hollander if they piss him off enough.

[puncertainty]

rocky learns human philosphy

[duck-duck-me]

Project Hail Mary is hopeful the way that MCR’s “Famous Last Words” is hopeful.

It tells you, things are going to get better; It’s going to be hard work, and occasionally it’s going to hurt, but your only other option is to roll over and die, and you have no intention of doing that.

[duck-duck-me]

Guys…. Taylor Zakhar Perez is RIGHT THERE