Duck, Duck, Zeus

Hiya. I'm Samer. I like comedy and science. The man who patented the individually-wrapped Maxi Pad once called me a "part-time student, full-time comedian." Seriously.

[mynewurl]

[duckduckzeus]

Have You Found Your Perfect Match?

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and sweethearts all over the country will be celebrating their love by using romance! Now is as good a time as any to ask yourself the tough question about your relationship: Is your sweetheart really your perfect match, or is your love doomed to wither and die?

[catboyhunter]

Based on the song we all know and love [x]

[nbchannibal]

Congratulations, this is the first comic-sans post that’s ever been reblogged on nbchannibal.tumblr.com.

[spazzdhn]

[justskippingalong]

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

[dailygames-deactivated20160517]

[duckduckzeus]

Her. She's that "sort of monster." And I love her deeply for it.

[runninginheels90]

[runninginheels90]

[mvgl]

Who hired this crew?!

[juliamurney-deactivated20150117]

[duckduckzeus]

you have a family who loves you very, very much

Well, fuck.

[kim-jiho]

[tenderharry]

#EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY OVER THE FACT THAT THE ONLY MEMBER IN THE STUDYGROUP THAT ACTUALLY BELIEVES IN BRITTA IS DEAD

[maisonderriere]

[foooolintherain]

[chelstone]

[deletingthisblog44-deactivated2]

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

[theworldofcinema]

Breaking Bad Season 5 (Part 2) Gag Reel (x)

[ramrambolton]

[popculturebrain]

Read the final two pages of ‘Breaking Bad' series finale, 'Felina'  | Uproxx

[duckduckzeus]

"Walt's hand rests against it like a cowboy's hand rests on the neck of his horse."

[bryancranston]

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