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Hello 22, she/her

[dogpuppy]

[voiceboss]

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[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

You open the door to an alien boudoir and the only thing happening back there is a little grey alien in a corset and high heels slapping and poking the eyes of another grey who is sitting on the edge of a bed

[daftpatience]

needed to draw this hi

[necromancelena]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.

[basileater]

>10 hours ago

>deactivated

[agave]

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[macmanx]

A NASA spacecraft discovers a formation on Mars resembling a bear

NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped the uncanny photo in December. Eyes are formed by craters. A hill with a "V-shaped collapse struc

Come on [tumblr] where’s my Mars Bear fanart?

[sirartwork]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every child should have a specific stuffed animal/toy that they develop an antagonistic relationship with

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

some of my most significant core memories involved getting into heated arguments with the furby who lived in my closet. essential component of my pre-teen character development. necessary anguish

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

[canipleasehavefood]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Dysphoria Hoodie is so real but can we give a round of applause to Autism Hoodie?

u were always there for my autistic ass when textures were awful, the world was too bright & loud, eye contact needed to be avoided, and i didn't know what to do with my hands. u even let me use your pullstrings as a stim toy. truest ride or die bestie i'll ever know 🫶💖🫡

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"they're the same hoodie" that is FREQUENTLY CORRECT

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[strawberry-fairy-girl]

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

[discount-supervillain]

In this economy?

[yeehawpim]

we go together Is a surreal slice-of-life webcomic by Pim updated three times a week

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[callmezeemonic]

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

[castaras]

prev tags correct

[vriska]

i need everyone here to remember that we can swear on this website please remember we can say fuck and shit and ass

[vriska]

y'all really felt this one, huh?

[stringalink]

do the right thing?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 11

just wanted to try something

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[munnie-ee]

holy PEAK????

[merchantarthurn]

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

[merchantarthurn]

haha… bofa them