glittering gemini garbage

come on down to alexis' meme town a goofy baby with lots of emotions please contact me i love talking if you don't wish me happy birthday i will eliminate you

[bopeep]

me experiencing love: this is too spicy

[encoffin]

[aendor]

[maritamorgado]

[sneakyfeets]

reasons gay millennials have court weddings

1) saves money

2) if I stand up there at an altar with my wife as she recites her vows and says very nice things about me and finishes it off with how much she’ll love me forever my monkey brain will activate and I will not be able to stop my mouth from saying “that’s gay”

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

The giant baby marie kondo made is so powerful

[agrayscrapofjones]

!!!!!sparks joy!!!!!

[agrayscrapofjones]

THERE ARE TWO OF THEM

[bokikikoki]

BRINGS GREAT JOY

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

THE BABY IS THE SAME SIZE AS THE TODDLER WHAT THE HELL????

[realest-asami-requiem]

fucking unreal

[qoa]

[sheabutterbitch]

I see we’re no longer being subtle

[realshinjiikari]

This post just shot me between the eyes

[boldkatte]

[mrdsc1010]

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

[zombiebrainsoup]

[antiriko]

me when i see the egyptian god of the sun

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[celebrityskinmp3]

[mobpsyk0]

u ever rb something and then realize who the op is and then u gotta scramble to slap that shit off ur blog

[busty-shackleford]

I happily accept messages from friends who tell me I reblogged from someone trash because I can’t possibly know everything and I appreciate being told and given a chance to remove a reblog instead of people secretly thinking I’m terrible

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

we’re not talking about this

or THIS

we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[illumoonated]

Sir, that’s my emotional support nightstand water bottle.

[powerfulwizard]

hi i rarely shower and when i do i don’t wash my hair, i dont brush my hair, i dont take care of my hygiene at all, i drink soda exclusively instead of water, my only hobbies video games and internet forums, i only wear band shirts and baggy jeans, and i believe women find me unattractive because of the shape of my jaw

[rebe83]

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

How dare you call me out like this

[powerfulwizard]

Why would you want to relate to this? Why would you admit to that? Why would you announce to the world that you’re like this?

Here are the keys to your new home.

[dawnofslime]

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

[digital-phonetics]

Pray. Show me your wares

[dawnofslime]

[callmebliss]

I HAVE COIN

[otherwindow]

I was playing Minecraft and my friend confessed she had a serial killer character in The Sims who would trap other sims inside walls.

[jellyfishpleaseok]

“This was a long time ago, I’ve changed!”

*while sobbing* “BuT tHeY’rE sTiL iN tHe WaLl!!!!!!”

[otherwindow]

[gammywank]

god this is so fucking funny