Here To Make My Existence Everyone’s Problem

Homestuck, FMAB and RWBY Trash

[scottsumrners]

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

Brennan Lee Mulligan continues to be an absolute mood, as always.

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[frankenmouse]

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

Just a reminder that in most comic runs, Alfred is former SAS. This man was the best of the best, the absolute peak of the Royal Forces.

[beerecordings]

THIS TWEET IS SO STUPID AND FUNNY

WHY DID THEY MAKE IT LIKE THAT

[therealjacksepticeye]

Most people not getting that I was making fun of this tweet either my video thumbnail on it will never not pmo

[writearoundandfindout]

They say “diagnosed” as if he was put into an 1800s asylum. It’s so ridiculous!

Also, I absolutely love the tags to this post!

[elventhespian]

“We dropped different numbers of balls at different rates, different heights. We had a ramp. The ramps were at different angles, trying to get the most out of the balls as they hit the actors. After doing the tests, we figured out 35 feet above the deck of the ship was the height we needed our nets. We had these three big nets that held almost 80,000 per net. The balls dropped 35 feet into ramps that projected them towards the stunt guys. It just knocked them over. It was pretty spectacular.”

-Mark Hawker, SFX Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

“It’s amazing to see a bunch of 40 and 50-year-olds turn into three-year-olds all of a sudden. Everybody had to pick up blue balls, hit the other guy in the head. It was like, ’Is it time for the parents to come pick up the kids?’”

-George Marshall Ruge, Stunt Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

[antique-scarecrow]

#dashcon if it was good

[ppan-kyu]

when you "accidentally" destroy a whole city and unleash demons upon the world because you have unresolved mommy issues

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

Added context: This is the second god damned time this has happened-

[i-am-a-fish]

this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms

this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

Thank you, Fish 🥲

[trashcora]

OBI-WAN KENOBI | 1.02 “Part II”

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

Man’s face just “Force give me strength, she’s definitely Anakin’s”

[liquidstar]

pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️‍🌈

[liquidstar]

yall see the words “gay” and “frog” and just slam that reblog huh

[corgifish]

[animatejournal]

Duck Amuck | Director: Chuck Jones | Studio: Warner Bros. | USA, 1953

[darkwee009]

NOT ME YOU SLOP ARTIST

This is a close up? A CLOSE UP YA JERK! A CLOSEUP!

Alright, let’s get this picture started! (The End) NO NOOOOO!

[bunjywunjy]

[drgaellon]

One of the defining moments of animation history.

“Ain’t I a stinker?”

[amandalasubfosaanaso]

In Babylon 5, didn’t one of the non-humans think Daffy was the god of frustration?

[seasonallydefective]

Holy shit, this is nearly 70 years old. This would have been right on the heels of color television being commercially available to the public.

[littleguysdaily]

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[oddmoderator]

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[theocseason4]

Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for

[diogenesnuts]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10

[fluorescentbrains]

doc davis actually isn’t associated with the tiktok user—and they’re really salty about the video

[thekawaiibutterflygirl]

oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH

[seardrax]

Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

I find it hilarious (In a sarcastic manner obvs) that she dares to use the term trauma dumping when talking about her ‘patients’ (I call shenannigans on her being a licensed therapist)

Trauma dumping happens when it’s someone venting their traumas onto someone who not only is unlicensed, but also did not consent to being trauma dumped on. A therapist immediately consents to “trauma dumping” the moment they take on a patient. That. Is. Their. Job. They are there to listen to their patient’s problems and woes and then they help said patient to deal with said problems.

Quick little tangent to end on, fellow depressos, if any therapist dares to try and make you feel like you’re a burden for talking about your traumas, demand a new one. Sadly not all therapists are good people. And you shouldn’t have to deal with anyone making you feel like you’re being a burden, least of all from a licensed therapist.

[im-trash-dont-mind-me]

I know there’s been SEVERAL posts already about this confession scene, but I do not care.

I’m bringing it up again.

The shocked little face Astarion makes always breaks me. Like it’s the first gentle touch he’s had outside of his “conquests” in 200 years.

(Side note, I didn’t get the sweet, emotional confession, I got the sassy “Why tf did I fall for you??” Confession)

[bluenightcomedies]

thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity. spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.

[unlettered-heathen]

A small collection (feel free to add):

[thatonepsychouptheroad-deactiva]

@staff You're not very subtle.

[theybejeff]

boost this shit and don’t spend a damn penny on any of their silly checkmarks or whatever until they do something about this

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[bronzetomatoes]

everyone calm down listen to papaoutai

[bronzetomatoes]

POV french immersion kids when straomae sings about the internal, familial, and social aftermath of losing his father

[thegentlemanstar]

[image ID : a low-quality gif of a kid in a blue shirt dancing, surrounded but other kids clapping. end ID.]

honey the francophone kids in québec were doing the exact same thing i think stromae’s power is just universal