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[saikopomps-deactivated20230710]

radiohead when videofeet walks in

[brbjellyfishing]

[mrhealyourgirl]

squeak only when squoken to

[celebis-corpse]

[serpents-fr]

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

[browningtons]

[googiesarakaya]

fuck weighted blankets i want those lead vests you wear at the dentist when they’re taking xrays

[fishingboatproceeds]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[fuckthiswebsiteihateeveryone-de]

john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up

[fishingboatproceeds]

sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[cyberputas]

Reblog this if you wear clothes in the shower because you're not like other teens and you respect your body<3

[7dys]

rb with ur top 3 personality alignments

[notparkr-deactivated20200822]

anyone have any got damn idea whats goin on?

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[fruitpinch-deactivated20161206]

I’m listening

[covid-69]

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping, As of ass cheeks gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.

[animatedtext]

[officialunitedstates]

big bird deserves the full weight of the US military behind him

[scaredoe-deactivated20220905]

honestly??? fuck papa. why’s he need so many rias anyway. papa’s burgeria freezeria cupcakeria fuckin sushiria,,,, its not like his bitch ass ever actually works at them anyway hes such a fuckin snake he opens these places up and then sets up traps like rigged competitions or “accidents” to reel his victims in and then whichever poor bitch wins his little fucked up game he forces them to slave away and work while his ugly ass goes and spins the wheel of random food and then just slaps “ria” at then end of it while he continues to earn the profits from all his other abandoned restraunts and over worked employees honestly he needs to be stopped and sent to cool math games prison for his crimes im sick of his shit