moderately priced domestic non-vintage champagne

margaret. perpetually tardy to the party. kinda old.

[ciqqy]

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[liltingaway]

random button pngs

[thatsbelievable]

[forestgreenlesbian]

Water For The People, Paul D’Amato

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[kermittingacrime]

ask and you shall receive.

[gayvampyr]

[olympain]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Waco Times-Herald, Texas, June 19, 1936

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[gouged-doll]

christina bothwell 

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[mgs5]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[honey-lys]

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

[chirasul]

just me. and i'm NOT telling

[gutmunchies]

what the fuck. come on

[rickybabyboy]

im learning other animals

[rickybabyboy]

the sea enemy

[orpheuslament]

i wanna hurry home to you put on a slow dumb show for you & crack you up so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain god im very very frightened ill overdo it you know i dreamed about you for twenty-nine years before i saw you you know i dreamed about you i missed you for twenty-nine years you know i dreamed about you for twenty-nine years before i saw you you know i dreamed about you i missed you for twenty-nine years

[daveedmee]

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams