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[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[dogpuppy]

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[theehorsepusssy]

[doujinshi]

[teathattast]

GEEKED

LOCKED IN

[beemovieerotica]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[ammnontet]

the ghoul

[ammnontet]

the ghoul

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[beardedmrbean]

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

[thelockenessmonster]

It’s substance abuse

[fairycosmos]

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

[longnuts]

That's not him