Reality ruined my life.

I'll be yours if you'll be mine

[moonemojii]

he brought me wendy

[shabbosgay]

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

[milimonix]

[solsikkepop]

[untexting]

And after a long day of lecturing, Professor Pup just couldn’t keep his eyes open.

[cutebots-moved]

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

[spellcore]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[babyanimalgifs]

Hello darkness, my old friend… (via heIdbyhes)

more baby animals here

[hatsuzookie]

Super Smash Bros Go

Meet your friends in a back alley and beat the shit out of each other.

[meme-fire]

[shittyidea]

Eat all of your birth control pills on the first day of the month so that you don’t have to remember to take them everyday

[shittyidea]

Titanic: the Iceberg’s perspective

[unclefather]

[shittyidea]

Put “may contain nuts” on a bag of nuts

[animalrates]

Ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy. 10/10 for all (by Happy Tails)

animal rates?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shittyidea]

Take 7 showers on Sunday so you won’t need to take any during the week

[buzzfeed]