Tales of an Expert Rambler

I'm Amber. I like to think I'm funny, but my parents always said I have a wild imagination.

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Tweaky and the Brain The Fellowship of the Meth Ring Chernobyl-Mobile Home With hit songs like: Breakin' Bad, Moonshine Coonshine, and The Brown Guy Can't Date My Daughter(If I Can't) feat. Kid Rock

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Trump can't have people who he thinks less of, publicly showing their bravery and commitment to fighting for their country more than he ever has or will.

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I can’t wait for Meryl Streep to play Donald Trump in his future biopic, The Devil Wears Spray Tan.

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Build a bigger table, not a higher fence.

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Leviticus 19:33-34 and 24:22 – When the alien resides with you in your land, you shall not oppress the alien. The alien who resides with you shall be to you as the citizen among you; you shall love the alien as yourself, for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.” Trump isn't a man of God, he isn't even a man of his own word. Trump IS the snake in the tree. My heart hurts for these refugees and immigrants, being detained, being separated from their families. To our brothers and sisters, we will fight for you. As long as we refuse to succumb to this evil, hope is not lost.

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It's amazing how Trump is already working to sacrifice our rights when he has NEVER had to sacrifice a thing in his life. It's amazing how blinding privilege can be.

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Pro-Women

How is America free if people impose their beliefs on someone else? So if a woman was raped and became pregnant, is she expected to keep the baby she didn't ask for? That's obviously not the case for a lot of unwanted pregnancies but, theoretically, is a woman who got pregnant because she was raped, expected to carry the fetus she didn't want or intend to have, the offspring of some vile individual who violated her physically and emotionally? Because if you believe that it's her responsibility to carry out the pregnancy, you're what's wrong with the world. And if you're pro choice but believe that's an exception, you don't really believe every life has equal value.

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Trump asked if this is Nazi Germany. If it were, that'd make him Hitler. Now, all that's left is to target a certain religious group, as a stepping stone to gain power. Oh....wait...

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I can't wait for Meryl Streep to play Donald Trump in his future biopic, The Devil Wears Spray Tan.

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Watching the big game! And by that, I mean the Triwizard Tournament. ...it's Harry Potter weekend on TV.

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My morning's going approximately this well.

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Exercise is a good weight loss tool, but crippling depression is the new 7 Minute Abs.

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It's awful when you introduce your opposite-sex partner to your father and you leave knowing Dad still loves you.

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Guns don't kill people, people kill people. But giving a bad person legal access to an assault rifle doesn't help either now does it. "The problem is that the victims weren't armed"? Fuck that, the problem is that people think that way, like it should be NORMAL to HAVE to carry a gun everywhere you go in this country. But what am I saying, all these shooters were just practicing their 2nd amendment right to bear arms, right?

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Learning about the victims is absolutely heartbreaking. Learning that this man was a good, kind man who was taken away from the people who loved him very much is absolutely heartbreaking. The fact is, the world could've/could use more people like this guy, but instead, the world took a huge loss. When will these spiteful people start to understand that the world WILL NOT be a better place without people like Edward Sotomayor, without him and so many others who can no longer spread joy to the people around them as they once did. When will they start to realize that they're destroying all the good in this world. When?

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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And the Five Dollar Movie Bin At Walmart. At least it feels like Narnia might be in there, it's a bottomless pit of shit you didn't know you were looking for.