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Josh Duhamel. Firefighter. Dad.

[zoexosaldanax]

I swear the older their getting the more terrible, they are. But enough about Alex. The twins aren’t two yet and those terrible two moments have started. How did some of y’all handle the terrible twos with your babies?

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zoexosaldanax​:

I swear the older their getting the more terrible, they are. But enough about Alex. The twins aren’t two yet and those terrible two moments have started. How did some of y’all handle the terrible twos with your babies?

Originally posted by solwiin

Is Alex your partner? I’m sure he’ll get it together any day now! The terrible twos were rough. I think I blacked out for half of it and you just kind of have to wait till its over. Hopefully they aren’t giving you too much trouble!

[sweater-guys]

[boysappetit]

[boysappetit]

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[text from Jennifer] I am far too old for pranks. [text] More just me wishing it was from you, does that make me lame?

@jenny-garner

[text from Josh] Why would that ever make you lame? I was hoping that you were hoping it was from me.

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[text from Jennifer] Oh, okay. [text] Just saying, if you did know about it well, that would make me very happy...

@jenny-garner

[text from Josh]: Would it really or are you pranking me to find out if I sent it?

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[text from Jen] Sooooo you wouldn't happen to know anything about this sweet valentine I got, would you?

@jenny-garner

[text from Josh]: Me? Hmm... I couldn’t possibly know what you mean. 

[eyres]

Love, Simon (2018) dir. Greg Berlanti

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text --> josh d

Jen: You're number 1 on that list!

Josh: Number 1? Wow! I don't know what I did to deserve that honor.

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text --> josh d

Jen: It did not!! I’ll keep my candy for a list of friends and that’s it.

Josh: Hmm... well I certainly hope that I'm on that list ;).

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text --> josh d

Jen: Why thank you. Ooh, like that episode of friends where Monica bakes the candy for everyone then the angry mob shows up at the door??

Josh: Yes! Exactly! Don't end up like that. It didn't work out so well for Monica.

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text --> josh d

Jen: Hey! I’m glad you enjoyed it. I always loved baking just don’t have much time to do it. I think I could feed the whole street with how much I have now!

Josh: Well you're very talented at it. You could have been a baker! I'm sure the street would appreciate that, you know, as long as none of them get too friendly.

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text --> josh d

Josh: Hey, Jen! I just wanted to say thank you for the bread. My sons and I really enjoyed it. You're an excellent baker.

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text --> josh d

Jennifer: I’m going to drop you off a care package with some!

Jennifer: From a distance, obviously!

Josh: You don't have to do that!

Josh: Though now I AM craving some banana bread.

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text --> josh d

Jennifer: Oh! I’m not asking you to pick! I just want to know if you like them.

Josh: Then the answer is absolutely yes.

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text --> josh d

Jennifer: Hello. How are you?

Jennifer: Do you like banana bread? Or sourdough bread?

Josh: You're really putting me through the ringer here with this question. They're both so different and so delicious.

[captmckenzie]

I think I need a vacation soon, I’ve been doing nothing but work for far to long that I’m almost positive my kid my not remember what my face looks like. I answered the phone this morning with a grunt because my brain couldn’t even come up with ‘Hello, Captain McKenzie speaking.’

[duhamel-x]

I completely understand this. Working the insane hours at the firehouse makes being a dad really tough. It’s hard to balance both of them, especially when you’re so exhausted just going home.