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@dukeadnrew
My Twitter did a thing
this is like how a dream feels
“Who’s your best friend?”
“we’re watching a movie in class”
“but you have to take notes”
“and write a two page paper about it”
writing conclusions in papers is like the stupidest thing ever though like what’s the point of dedicating an entire paragraph to “so yeah i know you just read my paper but this is a summarization of what you read in case you need to be reminded about what you just read” like why can’t the paper just end
I keep seeing this post and similar ones, and if y'all’s teachers and professors have left you with the idea that a conclusion is a summary, they have failed you in a big way.
Your conclusion is your “so what’s the fucking point” section. You’ve given you’re reader a lot of info and now they need to know why they care. Depending on the type of paper you should be giving a plan of action, explaining how this knowledge changes our understanding of the topic, link your paper to other disciplines, suggest further areas of study, etc.
One of the best pieces of writing advice I’ve ever received is that if you can’t envision yourself dropping the mic and strutting off stage at the end of your conclusion then it’s probably not strong enough.
“So whats the fucking point” is more helpful than all 6 years I’ve probably been writing papers
Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.
i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement
@wonderswoman
simon’s friends: why did you do it, simon?
simon: I was closeted and not ready to come out and martin was threatening to out me to the entire school if I didn’t help him slightly inconvenience you
simon’s friends: okay but wHY
simon:
Leah: you were setting me up to get my heart broken!
Simon, a clueless gay who had no idea she was in love with him:
martin: I didn’t think people still did shit like that
simon, a gay with common sense and eyes:
Simon: *literally gets bullied and shunned by the whole school for being gay*
The whole school: *shows up to the Ferris wheel to cheer Simon on now that he decides to be confident*
Simon:
SImon: Outed for being gay and having his entire intimate thoughts and feelings published for the world to see, losing someone he cared about
SImon’s friends: Let’s make this about me.
my ass sitting in the theater:
Simon: made a mistake that was obviously forgivable and irrelevant after a few days
Simon's friends: held grudge though most of the damage was healed, ignore and abandon him at a point where he really needs to be shown support, do nothing while he's being bullied, feel sorry after reading a post where he was given the ability to explain himself that his friends never really gave him except as a dramatic front to yell back at him, and request to be friends again in a completely roundabout way that neither addresses the problem nor ways to grow/improve their broken friendship
Simon:
This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show
The tides coming in, hurry up dude.
Tide got him but he’s ok.
He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?
His best bud just showed up to help him.
Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.
Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.
OH NO!
CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”
HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!
WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.
UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.
IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!
THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”
BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!
I THINK THIS IS IT!
SHE’S APPROACHING!
YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!
OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.
I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said
But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur
Away from the flock
Okay so the art is BREATHAKING but the lower image is fucking hilarious.
Some facts:
1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.
4) black Americans invented rock and roll.
5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre.