Daily affirmations
AnasAbdin
Today's Document
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Love Begins

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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izzy's playlists!
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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#extradirty
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@dukeflipchart
Daily affirmations
from this article, which is well worth the read, if only for the fun of seeing zuck get dunked on
I'm a Buddhist Inverse Solipsist. I believe that I am the only guy still in samsara, and all of reality is a truman-show-like act by billions of bodhisattvas who are just humoring me.
I'm a Theo-Illegslist Muslim. I believe that Islam was the original religion practiced by Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. However, I also believe I shouldn't be held by a divine covenant I wasn't there to sign.
I'm a polytheist with high standards. The pantheon only has the one. For now.
I'm a Post-Nicene Navajo Arianist. I believe that Christ was NOT co-eternal with God the Father, and that Coyote is part of the godhead. I actively refuse to explain how.
I'm a protestant accelerationist. I want the Catholic Church to sell more indulgences so god will smite them faster.
I'm a scientific puritan. I believe the only way to truly test if humans have free will is to try and convince Christ to kill himself.
I'm a Judeo-Islamic Para-evangelist. I believe the Messiah will only return once every jinn has converted to Judaism.
I'm a Sumerian Traditionalist. All the gods are dead because we haven't fed their idols in 2400 years.
淺沼商會 (1948年)
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
"Harmonic Alignment"
one way to read this is "this man has no idea what he is saying"
another to read this is "this man is terminally online and has excellent comedic timing"
Okay, this is fantastic.
Definitely the second. I've seen this trend done by bored/confused folks, and the inflection is all wrong. This man *understands* the joke and has 10/10 charisma.
Winter has arrived on Poob.
Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.
bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks