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Intro!

Hello there! Here is an introduction to mee and my account that definitely isn't overdue. My name is Rome! My pronouns are he/him, I like collecting seashells and talking about my many interests.

I like sanders sides if you couldn't tell! My favourite sides are Logan, Remus and Roman. I don't have a favourite ship, as I love them all! Exceptions are obvious.

My favourite food is spaghetti or chicken. Favourite colours are red and yellow.

I'm an ambivert and I choose to drown myself into my interests until I don't know who or where I am anymore. :D

I roleplay, at times. Mainly fluff or angsty stuff :)

I post incorrect quotes! They are either directly from or inspired by tiktoks I watch or media I am fascinated by. I have too many interests.

Thats about all I have to say, so have a lovely day! Good night/morning/evening!

:)

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finally getting that sweet sweet inspiration only to doomscroll for thirty hours

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Remus would be so into that 'cheesy michael open up the door' trend thats going on rn

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Remus: Hey, do y'all want to hear my new podcast idea?

Logan:

Roman:

Patton:

Virgil:...Please don't.

Remus: Spicy butthole syndrome! For when a topic tickles your anus in just the right way-

Roman: I hate you SO MUCH

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Remus: You can't handle this high maintenance asshole.

Logan: I..I'm not sure I want to?

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Logan: Want me to be a slut? Just tell me “you’re right” in a debate and I’m all yours.

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Remus: You sound like a twink waiting to go get pounded by the ceo.

Roman:

Roman, looking to Logan:

Roman, turning back: How did you know?

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Janus: If you're depressed then just be happy.

Remus: And if I simply stop looking at mens asses I won't be gay anymore!

Janus: Or face jailtime for trying to bite them.

Remus: But I like jail :( The bars are tasty

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Patton: Hey Logan! Your sass? Put it in your pocket.

Logan:...What?

Patton, pattive aggressively: Put it in your pocket!

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Remus: I want to slow cook your thighs and rub barbecue sauce all over them.

Logan:

Remus:

Logan: I..don't want that...

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Patton: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

Logan:...And it is incredibly uncomfortable..

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cough cough burp

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Logan: What's your new years resolution?

Remus: Probably to do more crack to be honest

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ITS BEEN DONE

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65411098/chapters/214896616

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Uh, hello. Here's another chapter, if y'all want it :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65411098/chapters/207058641

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finally getting ideas for fics only to end up spending 11 hours playing stardew valley instead of writing them

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Logan: I feel like I should use tranquilisers on you all. Maybe then I'd get some peace and fucking quiet in this house.

Patton: Aww shush, you love us!

Logan: Love is a strong word for whatever I am 'feeling' right at this moment.