What if Ralph Met the Disney Villains
Ralph stumbles upon the Villains’ Lair in the Oh My Disney website. Where he meets some iconic felons produced by the happiest place on Earth. Scar, Malficient, Queen of Hearts, Jafar, Shere Khan, Ursula, Frollo, Cruella De Vil, Professor Ratigan, Lady Tremaine, Hades, Captain Hook, Gaston, Mother Gothel, Evil Queen, Yzma and Dr. Faciller. They‘re all taken back by his sudden intrusion
They all jump into action to attack.
Ralph: Whoa! Whoa! Let me explain! I’m, I’m a villain too.
Cruella: Don’t make me laugh, darling!
Ralph: No, I’m serious! I’m Wreck-it-Ralph, bad guy in the game Fix-it-Felix Jr. I... wreck people’s homes? Come on, guys. Give me something.
The villains’ guards go down but are still confused about Ralph’s claim
Shere Khan: Hmm. What kind of villain are you?
Malficient: Do you have the magic to transform?
Dr. Facilier: Voodoo magic?
Yzma: You have a bumbling sidekick?
Hook: Are you a pirate who kidnaps children?
Scar and Hades: Guilty of a murder in your family?
Tremaine, Frollo, Evil Queen, and Gothel: An abusive parent?
Ralph: No! Is this a cult?! I’m calling the police!
Ursula: Then I have to assume that you made deal with a little mermaid to make her dreams come true. But at the cost of her voice?
Ralph: No! Christ, why would I do that?!
Gaston: Surely you must be a bit sexist?
Ralph: Ixnay on the exist-say suggesting to the women in the room
Ratigan: Have you ever fallen off a great height?
Ralph: Why would falling be a requirement for a villain?
Ratigan, Yzma, Scar, Frollo, Malficient, Hades, Hook, Gothel, Evil Queen, Gaston: You’d be surprised.
Jafar: And now for the million dollar question. Have you ever had a goal, something you’d stake your life for, but then some child got in the way?
Villains: HE IS A VILLAIN!
Hearts: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Hearts: What? I’m just joking.