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You were kidnapped by a cult to provide sacrificial blood to summon a demon. They manage to finish the ritual and you see a hunky man standing at the centre of the summoning circle, looking confused as fuck, who goes from confused to enraged as he figures out you did not give consent.

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“I don’t get it,” says the demon, “This person’s lived a perfectly good and virtuous life. Why are you sending them to hell?” The angel nervously rubs the back of their head. “Honestly? We’re pretty sure they’d be happier in hell than heaven.”

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You’re a demon. One day, you’re summoned into a living room, and an exhausted woman quickly rambles about needing to get to work and being unable to find a sitter before flying out the door. Now, you stand in your summoning circle, a toddler staring wide eyed at you.

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“You know how Holy Water is lethal to demons? Well, Hot Dog Water does the same thing to Angels.”

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Your father is a demon, and your mother is a human. You were raised by her, and only saw your father a handful of times as a kid. Your mom raised you right. You're by all accounts a pretty good person, which is why it was a shock when demon hunters showed up at your door.

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You’re in the habit of repeating your baby’s gibberish back to them. Today, a portal opens in your sitting room, and a demon pops out saying, ‘yes, master?’

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Upon his death, the demon king’s cursed armor seeks out a new host to wear it and its power. It found a match in the gentle cleric in your party.

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Legends say that a powerful demon lives in the mountains. After a string of mysterious disappearances, you are hired as a hunter to confront the demon. The demon squarely defeats you, but then pulls you to your feet. "Let us find out who is behind these disappearances and ruining my good name."

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You're a Demon Hunter. A rather good one. Unfortunately, a demon has possessed your husband's body. You know it's your duty to kill the demon and free him. But he's way sweeter and kinder than your annoying pos of a husband. He loves cooking and he actually likes your hobbies. Don't fall in love!

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As a scientist in a fantasy world you discover a great secret. Demons are actually regular humans with diseases. You can end the war with a cure. You present your findings to the king. “That’s unfortunate, I liked having you around.” said the king.

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You were the first doctor to sell your soul to a demon in order to be able to summon them into your patients for diagnostic reasons. Now you're dead, you're trying to work out why you're both in paradise rather than eternal torment.

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A group of friends get transported to a rpg sort of reality and are turned in the race and class that better matches them, the big jock turn into a barbarian orc, the the nerdy girl into a elf wizard, the sarcastic troublemaker into a rogue tiefling, etc. They are all satisfied by their new forms and now are watching their small cute friend transformation in something equally cute like a fairy or something, but her form only grows as tall as a building as a long tail and wings, she is now a giant blood red dragon with black horns and spikes. That is her true form.

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in finnish, the '@' symbol is sometimes referred to as 'kissanhnta' [cat's tail] or 'miau', 'miau merkki' [meow marks]. in the pokemon universe, i thought it might be cute if the '@' symbol were called 'the mew' or 'mew symbol'

considering both bill and professor oak would know about mew, i imagined a conversation in which this term was coined in which professor oak tries (and finally succeeds) at sending his first email.

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