"Tis I, the frenchiest fry."

| They\Them | Slytherin | Nonbinary, Bisexual,Ace |

[writing-prompt-s]

“Please! I have a wife and children!” He cries under your grip as you hold the knife above him. You burst out laughing, “WHO do you think sent me?”

[that-one-girls-blog-posts]

Nothing worse than getting into a new subject and having no one to discuss it with

[plutooonium]

what if jupiter isn't real and. and telescopes cause hallucination.s makign usbsee fake planet s

[several---times]

That's right, Bluto was never a planet, Bluto was and is Popeye's antagonist, but I understand the confusion

[writing-prompt-s]

Apparently human blood has about the same amount of protein as the average protein shake. You just met Dracula at the local gym and he. is. absolutely. ripped.

[issdisgrace]

Gaz: Ok so how many shots would it take for you hook up with each member of the 141 including me.

Y/n: Hmm. Probably at least 5 for Ghost so I can get over the intense stare he always has. For you, soap, and roach probably 2 just for courage.

Gaz: And the captain?

Y/n: Dead sober, ain’t no alcohol needed to hype me up to rail that man. Like he’s honestly a dilf and if I got the chance I would hit it.

Price: Good to know you think I’m a dilf and your not so bad yourself y/n.

******Cue Y/n and Gaz screaming and jumping into each other's arms like Shaggy and Scooby******

[thatsbelievable]

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a Genie with thousands of years of bad luck. It seams that every time someone finds the lamp, they are evil or corrupt and you are bound to grant terrible wishes. One day an child in torn clothes finds you and begs for food.

[writing-prompt-s]

“I wish I had never been born!” You cried to the genie. But when you opened your eyes, you were still here. The genie shook its head sadly and asked,“What kind of pain have you endured, that you would wish for such a thing?”

[writing-prompt-s]

“You’re not allowed to die without my permission!” The Captain had barked the night before the battle. We laughed then. 100 years later, it’s not as funny.

[kaidanalenkogf]

losing my mind over plushia being ejected from one of the canons at the melbourne ritual (x)

bonus:

[her-satanic-wiles]

Whoever thought this was a good idea, give them a mother fucking raise.

[namelessghoulslover]

His smile 😭🥹🫶

[thatsbelievable]

[respect-the-locals]

[thatsbelievable]

Look at all the outside there is! So much outside! Some might even say too much outside.

[creamorsuga]

stop telling girls with thick thighs that they shouldn’t wear light wash jeans because they’re “unflattering.” stop telling short girls that they shouldn’t wear high-waisted jeans because they make them look shorter. stop telling girls with big thighs to stay away from baggy clothes and boyfriend jeans. stop telling petite girls they can’t wear capris. stop telling telling tall girls to avoid wearing heels so they won’t “intimidate” people. stop telling skinny girls to only wear tops that give them the illusion of having hips. stop telling girls with big boobs to avoid shirts and dresses without a waist. stop telling chubby girls to stay away from patterns and horizontal stripes. stop telling girls with cellulite to wear long shorts. stop telling short girls to wear heels and vertical stripes to make themselves look taller. stop telling pale girls they can’t wear warm colors and stop telling dark girls they can’t wear cool colors. stop telling girls to be ashamed of their body type.

[thatsbelievable]