GIRLS? I’ve heard of them

[greggaraki]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

hi manager. please disregard my habit of getting extremely sick out of nowhere. i am known for this worldwide as yet another of my lovable and awesome employable traits. my special ability is to get sosick

[rueryuuzaki]

this was over my town this morning, and i think it’s l here to finally kill me

[fnafvr]

[lovelypupies]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Looks like the choice has been made

[imeverywoman420]

If i smoke weed with u dont look at me when i hit the bong like dude dont fuckign look at me im self conchess

[crazy-brazilian]

[drowned-princess]

[sweatermuppet]

don't worry honey you stay in bed I'll cook breakfast *sounds of heavy machinery running for 45 minutes & i return covered in coal dust, holding two plates of perfectly cooked eggs, bacon, & toast*

[spongedyke-deactivated20221017]

at her house eating the aquarium gravel

[cuntess-carmilla]

Not to be sappy but gay lust is so healing. Yes I said lust, not love. That too though.

[deadeadeadeadeadeadeae]

the president just made it illegal for boys to just be friends

[slutdge]

We listen to the same music but i do it in a far gayer and way more transgender way than you

[dunkstein]

*opens my wallet and blood gushes out*

[mariopowertennis]

Look at this beautiful boy

[smeasel]

this looks like a traffic cone strapped to a swan

[mariopowertennis]

Blocked

[mikkeneko]

my wife: so I heard that you and the little man took a trip downtown today :)

me: yeah haha

my wife: you guys saw a marching band, huh?

me: uh

my wife: he said you got kind of intense about his career prospects

[valtsv]

"omg i love your necklace where did you get it" oh it's not a necklace actually it's an amulet with an evil force trapped inside that could destroy the entire world if it were ever to be unleashed but thanks

[valtsv]

oh and i got it at claire's

[valtsv]

[queerpeculiar]

girlfriend (nonbinary)

[queerpeculiar]

boyfriend (nonbinary)

[queerpeculiar]

they’re in love