*Wanda, Rogue, and Emma enter the living room as Jaune is reading.*
Wanda: So... Jaune we have a question
Wanda: Well... We were wondering if, while you were away and ebfore you got back together with us, did you, ya know...
Rogue: Did you sleep with other people and if so how many!?
Rogue: What!? We had to just say it, or he would've never got it!
Jaune: *setting his book down* Ok, you're both curious if I've dated and slept with anyone before I came back and got with back together with you two right?
Jaune: Ok... I'm going to answer, but I'll only answer if I can ask you guys the same question.
Emma: I'm fine with that.
Jaune: Ok good. *breathes in and then exhales* Ok, so while I was out there, I did sleep with a few people, mostly one night stands, but I really only dated one other person before coming back.
Wanda: *Nods* Ok, first, who did you sleep with?
Jaune: I slept with Doreen and Maria Hill
Rogue: Ok... and who did you date, because to us, that's a little more intimate
Jaune: ... Ok, but you have to promise me that you won't try to compete with her
Emma: Little worrying, but ok, we promise
Jaune: ... Jennifer Walters
*Wanda, Rogue, and Emma's eyes widen in shock*
Wanda: How did that happen!?
Jaune: Well, after a few missions together, we kinda just... clicked? It was when she was holding Bruce's spot in the Avengers
Rogue: ... How was she in bed?
Jaune: Oh my god, it was the most intense shit I have ever been through, I mean, I literally had to fight to stay alive while that woman was bouncing on crazy style, and before you think that is a compliment... It is, but it's also a warning, for real, I was using my semblance to heal my body the entire time, the first time we ever did it, she broke every single bone in my body...
Emma: *blushing madly* Dear god!
Wanda: *Fanning herself* R-Really...?
Rogue: *Also fanning herself* You... You think she'd be down for a fivesome?
Jaune: ... Maybe... But we'd have to go to her place if she agrees, I'm not gonna accidentally destroy the mansion with such crazy, powerful, back-bending, toe-curling sex
Kurt: *sitting there and listening to everything*
