dumb dice energy

seven teenagers. one game. unlimited bad choices.

[dumbdiceenergy1]

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[worldofvala]

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Reworking encounters for the third season. Realized I accidentally made these encounters a lot harder then I intended them to be. #Oops

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[waltswhits]

i think my bard is ready!

[thearkangelz]

As a lifelong bard player, I feel like I’ve captured the essence if the bard in a single image.

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Every Rogue when introducing themselves last in the party to an NPC

[trial-by-combat]

Has this been done yet?

[homebrew-4-you]

When you taunt the DM

[octodruid]

the teeniest aarakocra

(the first two are girlfriends)

[dantes-divine]

*fighting ogres, kill all but one*

ranger: its all Ogre for you now!!

dm: the ogre now does an extra 1d6 of rage damage, but only to you for saying that

[noodledog]

A Blitz of Artificers

A Horde of Barbarians

An Ostentation of Bards

A Blessing of Clerics

A Flitter of Druids

A Scuffle of Fighters

A Measure of Monks

A Shock of Mystics

A Parade of Paladins

A Range of Rangers

A Murder of Rogues

A Flight of Sorcerers

An Omen of Warlocks

A Womble of Wizards

[bravenot]

when the cleric runs out of spell slots

[dantes-divine]

me, an evocation wizard: why dont we just burn down the entire village?

party: yeah!

dm:

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[dndatthecrossroads]

The Classes As John Mulaney Quotes

from the warlock who brought you troubled birds, i now bring you…. 

john mulaney quotes

Barbarian:

Bard:

Cleric:

Druid:

Fighter:

Monk:

Paladin (to party)

Ranger:

Rogue:

Sorcerer (when wild magic):

Warlock:

Wizard:

[dndatthecrossroads]

The Classes As Troubled Birds

Barbarian

Bard

Cleric

Druid

Fighter

Monk

Paladin

Ranger

Rogue

Sorcerer

Warlock

Wizard

BONUS:

Mystic

Artificer

[brbthrowingawaymyshot]

Me, a tired DM: You can play an aasimar, for example–

My D&D party: A S M R *starts making popping sounds*