Stories and Songs

Charlotte | Writer and DM/table top gamer | Ask blog + writing prompts | Homebrew system/campaign help | Find my personal blog @moth-femme

[elmify]

I discovered a nice little coffee shop near my apartment, and instead of thinking “this is very convenient,” my first thought was my life’s coffee shop au is about to begin

[elmify]

Update: I was at the aforementioned coffee shop and this guy sat down next to me near the window. A pretty barista came over with his drink, and she said to him: “This isn’t right. You’re supposed to sit at the counter! You’re supposed to tell me stories!” And the guy laughed, and they both looked at the counter (where all the spots were taken) and he was like, “We could kick someone out.” And she was like, “I would do that! Which one?” And they joked around a bit more, and then she went back to the behind the counter, and as soon as someone vacated their spot he moved all his stuff over to the counter, and I realized, this is not my coffee shop au. I am in their coffee shop au. 

[trial-by-combat]

Current game: intergalactic artifact reappropriation by a cyborg, a slime monster, a cowboy, Wall-E, and a human person

[trial-by-combat]

Haven’t been active in ages but I just started a new RPG so I’m gonna try to be more present again!

I’m currently playing a system called Prime, which was made by a friend of a friend of a friend. It’s very rule-light and roleplay heavy

[reallacy]

Critical Class - Dungeons and Dragons Inspired Apparel

A line of 14 shirts with artistic designs based on the classes of the popular tabletop roleplaying game 'Dungeons and Dragons'.

My kickstarter campaign is now live!

Represent your favourite class with these shirts. Even the Dungeon Master, and Blood Hunter from the ever popular Critical Role are available. With the inclusion of 14 different designs nobody gets left out of the fun!

[trial-by-combat]

Hey, everyone! Check this out!

[probablybadrpgideas]

Roll 1d8 on this list during character creation do determine your characters backstory

[super-metroid]

hey Disney i got a great idea for seven Tarzan sequels you’re not gonna believe

[trial-by-combat]

D&D starts again today!!!! After like a month hiatus!!!!!!! We can FINALLY finish K6!!!

[bruno-wright]

The Bright Queen

[fyblackwomenart]

Archer by Astri Lohne

[knightvanguard]

Song of Myself, Chapter 2

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18841387/chapters/44799754

Hello all! @moth-femme, @time-and-space-in-your-face, and I just posted the second chapter of our Frankenstein fic, Song of Myself. 

Come it out if you want some sweet hurt/comfort and more science horror!!

We update twice a week (and we have a huge backlog so there will be very regular updates for a long time!!) Content warnings are labeled on the fic itself and for each chapter.

[trial-by-combat]

Chapter 3 is here!

[heliosapphic]

Hey y’all so this NPC generator? This is some good shit. 

[heliosapphic]

Here’s the link btw!

[pouchrat-deactivated20190708]

[image: screencap of the linked site. It generates a physical description, a name, personality traits, ability scores (as in D&D), sexual orientation, relationship status, alignment tendencies, and a plot hook.]

[probablyhistoricalrpgstuff]

Website moved, it’s here now: http://www.npcgenerator.com/

[trial-by-combat]

Here’s a bad tip that I actually use

Google sheets as a battle map for discord games.

I’m way to lazy to figure out roll20 and since I do home brew anyway I’m happy with the absolute bare minimum of extra stuff, plus it’s easy to explain to other people. I also just have to format the grid once to get the size/dimensions I like, then I can fill in the grid with colors/text representing what’s on the field.

TL;DR google sheets is a completely adequate substitute for more complicated online battle maps.

[knightvanguard]

Song of Myself, Chapter 2

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18841387/chapters/44799754

Hello all! @moth-femme, @time-and-space-in-your-face, and I just posted the second chapter of our Frankenstein fic, Song of Myself. 

Come it out if you want some sweet hurt/comfort and more science horror!!

We update twice a week (and we have a huge backlog so there will be very regular updates for a long time!!) Content warnings are labeled on the fic itself and for each chapter.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt

[raimagnolia]

That is the funniest thing i have ever read

[beyoncewiki-moved-deactivated20]

EOC (Elves of color)

Reblog if u agree

[ajohnnygoldmain]

[satyrical-prince]

Bitch who made Beyoncé into an elf

[bace-jeleren]

I love it when Magic the Gathering stuff makes it out of the fandom because we get gems like this. There she is, the genius inventor elf, Beyoncé.

[feynites]

No but MtG is actually really good for this sometimes. Not even just with elves if you like wizards or fantastical types who aren’t just vaguely white, it’s pretty good:

I mean it’s not perfect,but part of that’s because there are a lot of different artists who contribute to things.

[that-hoopy-frood]

@iri-ael

[trial-by-combat]

Hey buds!

Not D&D related, but we finally posted the first chapter of our Frankenstein fic! Here’s the link! My coconspirators are @knightvanguard and @time-and-space-in-your-face

[diceofthedragon]

i love dming

[thunderdices]

‪omg, 100%. Can you imagine your conversations with your patron as a warlock though?

It was a dark day, smoked seeped into every corner of the burnt husk that used to be a town. We had not choice… we needed to kill this dragon, preferably before the war with Waterdeep got bloodier and…

« minitel song »

-oh uh HELLO IT’S ELTAB HERE HOW ARE YOU SWEETY? ‬

- … i can hear you grandpa, no, no need to shout.

-AH IS THIS THING EVEN WORKING? I CAN’T SEE YOU.

I CAN’T SEE HER BELZTH, I TOLD YOU, WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE SWITCHED TO THIS THING, YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH A GOOD OLD ENTRAIL DIVINATION.

- grandpa, press the video button. The bright green one next to the phone symbol?

-ahhhh it works, it works. Hello !!!

- turn the other side of the camera, you just press… nevermind nevermind. Listen I’m really sorry I have a bit of a dragon situation at the moment and…

-ooooh dragon?! I bet your dad has not upgraded your Armor in a while sweety. Oh oh he can be so forgetful. Why don’t you help grandpa connect to The Google, and I’ll give you a little something for your eldrich blast? Delph doesn’t answer and I really need an oracle before the next bridge game with the lass. Don’t tell your dad though, he thinks I spoil you too much.

-… we have a deal.