[dollmaycry]

throwback to last month when i fell asleep on the couch and when i woke up my first instinct was to take a pic of my cat sleeping across me but ended up flashbanging her instead

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

when i was a child my dad made up a fake holiday called big sandwich night the weekend after thanksgiving, during which we got the longest bread we could find and built a big sandwich together and then cut it up and ate it. we got really fancy ingredients and each built our own section of sandwich before cutting it. building the sandwich together represents community or teamwork or something. and then we would put our christmas tree up and the holiday season was officially kicked off with big sandwich night.

i grew up believing this was a real holiday that americans everywhere celebrated until when i was like 8 i asked a friend if they were excited for big sandwich night and they were like what the hell are you talking about riley. kind of shattered my worldview. but we still celebrate it and ive spread the tradition to friends and partners.

big sandwiches of years past:

as weve included more people weve started having to graft loaves together to make a sandwich big enough for everyone. but it still communicates the core idea of everyone eating the same sandwich together in fellowship.

[randomencounters]

Event: Big Sandwich Night

[suppermariobroth]

Officially licensed 1991 Super Mario World bath toy from Japan.

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[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[punkitt-is-here]

chainsaw man is the greatest manga of all time, had to draw my favorite moment so far

[mmm-asbestos]

my favorite sopping wet beast

[chismosavirus]

what the hell is this

[chismosavirus]

I WANT SOME VOWELS

[pileofknives]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

blocked and unfollowed sucked and swallowed i don’t care. i don’t care

[wildersage]

Honestly with some distance i think I'd say german teenagers were onto something when they used "hobbyless" as the default insult in the early 2010s

[friend-in-your-puter]

[starpeace]

“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

[starpeace]

i cannot emphasise enough that there is exactly sixty seconds between him saying this and him getting knocked fully unconscious. by a sith lord.

[logarto]

threatening animals isn't funny

do you think I have any actual intention of carbombing a hamster ball

[spamtons]

*looks at the cock* ohh i shiuldnt trust my brain here maybe *bathes in my negative thoughts*

[spamtons]

the Clock. The Clock. The clock The Clock

[spamtons]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.

[funnytwittertweets]

[dkpsyhog]

An apple farmer and a garlic farmer team up to fight their mutual nemesis, a vampire doctor

[doriansbutt]

Dr. Acula

[titleknown]

No context except that this was produced by 842U under a CC-BY-SA license.

[alwinfy]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Go fucking dox yourself

Jungle

[cannibalchicken]

[punkjabi]

[butchniqabi]