UrLocalLeafyFan

Local silly critter, just joined Tumblr. I post random stuff on here. I do not do commissions because I can't draw

[dumbleafyfan]

I got one compliment on my viper lime stuff so now I draw nothing but viper lime 24/7

[dumbleafyfan]

Here hold this

[fourfan-27]

citrus fruit family photo

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You know what you should totally do. You guys should totally ask me among us things in replies to this comment because I feel the need to answer miscellaneous internet questions 😋

[dumbleafyfan]

More slop

Isn't it awful

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Decided to give Lime the Christian conservative cult treatment. Here's a thing I drew

I COULDN'T TAG BROWN BC I HIT MAX TAGS INCASE YOU WANTED TO KNOW

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Ya know how the imposters don't actually look like that and how they're gross and ugly. I was thinking about that but for vipers and you bet your ass im inflicting it on lime

[dumbleafyfan]

Viper lime...and lime imp blime...so little lime imp stuff I had to make my own

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I animated a thing poorly. Here

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I make my OWN merch

Yes i remembered their mysterious lines they're just not in the pic

Yes I know my camera's awful leave me alone

[dumbleafyfan]

🎶black hoooleeee Black holleee Black hole save mee🎵

Marker is like my 8th fav. Doesn't sound high but when you're competing against characters with literal years of hcs and lore it is

[dumbleafyfan]

MINOR SPOILERS FOR THE AMONG US SHOW AND LONG POST UNDER CUT!!

I REALLY love imp Lime because 2 is a very rare number of imposters at least in my experience playing the game, usually it's 3 or sometimes 1. and bc they somehow didn't die immediately after Orange stabbed them straight through the visor twice (likely where their brain is, assuming they have one and their anatomy is somewhat similar to humans because we don't really know anything about them) their skin(?) stretched a ton when they got um. Ballooned? After. and also because like...come on bro yoga or whatever did NOT make ur bone develop weird. Probably. Again, we don't know much about crewmate anatomy. So I like to think Lime is an imp who just got too attached to the crew and decided that it was THEIR crew and that they were gonna make sure it was safe. I think this helps support why they have all their weird beliefs, too. They didn't have much experience with society and tried to make up an explanation for everything based on what they DID see, and they're not quiet about it either. And trying to take down Orange in the first place! You'd think an imp would let the other imps help. But they were the one who saw a threat to the crew and tried to handle it. Even if it led to their death, Orange was still exposed and ejected.

Forgot to add this originally but Lime also knew Orange was an imp when they weren't even killing. Plus, it states aliens LIKE to kill, not that they need to.

Sorry for long post, this has been in my head for days and I needed to scream into the void

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[waywardstatic]

I'm reminded of this post every time Caine's eyes do the thing

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

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the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

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so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[dumbleafyfan]

Mmm... sun

I love sun