HI

I WILL POST WHAT I WANT AND WHEN I WANT. i can speak my mind here, since no one will actually see any of this, so i can post anything. if you do actually come to my blog, then hi.

[inbreadwecrust]

schol:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

*blows dust off this post* ahh…. an ancient relic, a remnant of the old era

[panpercyjackson]

I’m 100% in favor of black Hermione I’m 100% in favor of dark skin Hermione I’m 100% in favor of latina Hermione I’m 100% in favor of asian Hermione I’m 100% in favor of white Hermione I’m 100% in favor of any skin tone Hermione I’m 100% in favor of Hermione Granger

[thomashugo]

day 515

Original “script” by @ebind

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[slightlybotheredbrownboy]

[alltimeloe]

reblog & put an inside joke in the tags

[alltimeloe]

the tags on this post are solid gold

[christmethyd]

friend: “ugh sorry my room is so messy this is embarrassing”

[goingfullpogue]

“dude I actually cleaned up a little bit for you”

[stileslittlebanshee]

You know, the 100 is with all of these ships and ship wars, and we´ll never agree on any of them. But I’ll tell you the only ship everyone ships:           

RAVEN X HAPPINESS

[deansass]

mood instagram

[bhujangan]

American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.

[billiondollarblog]

“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”

[oldeststoryintheuniverse]

okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.

[thesoftghetto]

Full Story

[modernmissbennet]

God bless

[2000ish]

[dumbledores-phoenix-thingy]

Bitch dont kill my vibe

[roadkill-saint]

Honestly I’m so sick of seeing rich-girl fitness. Don’t show me pretty vegan smoothies in mason jars held by a girl with perfect makeup, a manicure, and a color-coordinated running outfit. Show me diets and workouts that I can manage when I’m working 13 hours days and living on a budget. Show me how to eat healthy when I have 5 minutes for lunch. Show me small things I can do to help my body. Show me workout plans that I can do outside of a gym when I can’t afford a membership. I don’t have time. I don’t have money. Half the time I don’t have the motivation to get up in the morning. But I have a body. I want to be healthy.

[acidocasualidad]

Source

[fullhalalalchemist]

this is going to be the satire that English professors make their students analyze in 50 years

[ciarachimera]

Dads who refuse to do anything that is traditionally considered “feminine” with their daughters are lame dads. I’ve been in the store and overheard a dad tell his little girl who might have been 12 to go by herself to go get pads after she asked him to go with her. “Go get them yourself.” and he looked mortified she even asked him to go. Like dude she clearly looks like she needs help. Take her to the god damn tampon/pad section and help her and if you don’t know what she needs go ask some one in their pharmacy to point out a good choice for you. Tampons and pads are part of pharmacy so chances are they will be able to help. Fuck all that. Help your daughters! They ask you to paint their nails, do it. It might turn out messy but so what? They ask you to have a tea party, do it. Sure the tea might be imaginary or just water and served out of tiny pink cups but get over it.

[storyadvocate]

This. Also, don’t be afraid to teach your daughters “manly” things. You’re building something and she asks what you’re doing? Tell her. Teach her how to use that drill and do it right. Going hunting and she wants to come? Bring her along. She likes auto shop? Take her out to the garage. Even if she doesn’t, teach her how to do a basic oil change, how to change a tire. Teach her how to do things for herself and that she is fully capable of doing it. Don’t divide your kids into gender roles, see them as people.

[panicatthenipnops-blog]

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me