[upschittcreek]

[crackmetal-deactivated20210206]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

[lovingrot]

me when i hear a single pluck on a banjo:

[outofcontextanimash]

[austimpowers]

[cabybapa]

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[hiddenblog609]

[toastoat]

This is a baby asking this to other babies

[richbostonbeans]

[tubehuman-deactivated20161217]

this picture is older than the universe

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

“uwu... BEAN”

[thebestoftumbling]

Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.

[psyducked]

I thought this was going to be adorable but

[lunaoki]

i’m the dog

[dbztextposts]

[woodmeat]

Stop putting this on my dash

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

Lmaooooo

[pinkiepony]

[zsnes]

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

[officialwhitegirls]

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

[citymod]

miss reba got kylie SHOOK

[plasticroyal]

true but does she have a top lip

[citymod]

dismantling kylie’s entire makeup line with only one lip? QUEEN!

[plasticroyal]

I AM SCREAMING!!

[nightgaunts-deactivated08082015]

[reallyabitch]

will someone please explain this to me immediately

[bongfucker-deactivated20141006]

[weavemama]

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

Jesus

[okayladykiller-deactivated-deac]

Nooo not the red one

[forest-of-grace]

With a sword?

Which power rangers?

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

Power rangers wild force

[violaslayvis]

Power ranger: *murders someone with a sword*

Yall: “Which power rangers?”

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

the important questions

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened