Not To Be Taken Too Seriously

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[kiddmandu1]

[abiwaif]

Best feeling after a long day 😋

[badlifeadvicegiven]

There is nothing like the shuffle of shame as you head to your room after receiving a good lesson in right from wrong.

[unconventionaldom]

Time to change into pajamas and go to bed early...

[dumblittleplaything]

when you probably dont feel like going out now anyway

[cinnabread]

The evil voice in the back of my head that's constantly telling me I should be touching my pussy instead of whatever the fuck it is I'm doing

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Damn. That's a lot easier than whatever I was planning

[autisticcodex]

If the system can't survive the people in the Epstein Files getting prosecuted, then the system deserves to die.

[reading-writing-revolution]

The current system needs to collapse.

[masterkenobi77]

[onlytiktoks]

[depsidase]

[miss-love-smacked]

[anne-hairbrush]

“I’m glad to see your holding your position and taking your punishment like a good girl.”

“Yes miss.”

“You do realize you wouldn’t be in this position in the first place, if you had obeyed me a little sooner, don’t you?”

“Yes miss.”

“Don’t you think it’s rather silly that you need to have your buns strapped before you start to behave?“

“I do miss.”

“Well, I hope you’ll remember this lesson the next time you think about misbehaving again then.”

“Yes miss.”

[dumblittleplaything]

annoying questions

[sp1985macy]

[anne-hairbrush]

I told you he’s a good spanker

He sure is.

[dazedgoner]

I want to be naked, lying between his legs, looking up at him, with his cock in my mouth! Is that too much to ask for????

[peachy-da-panda]

[chattingwiththelightkeeper]

“No panties for you. And no touching. I need to hear a yes, sir.”

—

Renee Rose

[danpatrick32]

Every day at 3:00.

Some days, he'll give you a kiss on the cheek or a pat on the ass and send you on your way.

Some days, he will grope and pinch and poke and prod. All while carrying on a one-sided conversation about something totally mundane and unrelated.

About once a month, sometimes more frequently, he'll tell you to assume the position. The position, of course, is feet shoulder width apart, legs straight, bent at the waist grabbing your ankles. It will be a paddling. You haven't done anything wrong, but it excites him. He will want to use your mouth after.

[bethanydelleman]

I saw this without citation so I can't source it but it's still funny:

[dumblittleplaything]

reminds me of when i graduated with assumption and thoughts about being "a writer"

[quotefeeling]

“How a person reacts to your sadness says a lot about how long they’re going to be in your life.”

— S. Z.

[bigavenuechaos]

[dumblittleplaything]

when he doesnt care who started it