Yuri

[superscioli]

[intimacyblog]

[alienanxrchy]

me 5 years ago: i HATE pink!! its a girly color!! ugh ill never wear anything p*nk

me now:

[frawgs]

do i just want dick or do i want love

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

U can have both!

[frawgs]

are u fr?

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

it’s britney,

[monicas]

1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world

[stolenswingset]

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

The Darkest Timeline

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

[infinnitte]

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

guess what number im thinking of

[kolkatas]

420

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

[jstorofficial]

69

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

yeah it was 69

[manga-chi]

[21evak-deactivated20181114]

Uchiha Sakura『 うちはサクラ 』🌸 BORUTO SERIES

[shichiko75]

二日間の連休ずっとサスサク描いてたってばよ

[the-sasuke-sama]

BEAUTUL FAMILY. REALLY, I’LL LOVE THEM FOREVER.

[artifuls]

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

[girl-rambling]

The second last one though

[bitchycode]

*Texts back three years later*

haha not much how about you

[podencos]

Me pretending I wasn’t bawling my eyes out

[sufferingforsanity]

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

[bob-belcher]