just a dumb anon :P

blahh~ 🏃🕺

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sliding in ur dms after a year-

Oh uh- me?

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Asa: "It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's me."

Kiga: I mean, it's a good song, but I still don't be messing with Taylor Swift like that, dawg.

Makima: Hello there, Famine.

Kiga: Control.

Makima: You know, I woke up today and I chose violence and I am tired of everyone being afraid of you every time you enter a restaurant.

Asa: Uhhh, ma'am? Maybe you could talk to her a little more politely?

Kiga: No, it's alright, Mitaka. I'm more collected and able to control myself in situations like this.

Makima: Oh, so you're deciding to turn the other cheek? You weak bitch.

Kiga: *just mealing*

Makima: That's it. Keep eating, fatass.

Asa: ohhh youshouldnthavesaidthat-

-I will describe this fight scene, due to its graphic nature. Just know that Makima gets knocked tf out.-

Makima: So, because of personal reasons, I will be taking a two week break from Public Safety, effective immediately.

Asa: *just breathing*

Makima: *looks at Asa* I can't believe the War devil picked a weak-

Kiga: Keep talking. See what happens.

Makima: *tearing up* No, I'm good.

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Yoru: *about to get zapped*

Kiga: NOOO!

Yoru: *gets zapped*

Kiga: *dives and catches her hot dog* Whew, got it. That was almost the worst disaster imaginable. Hm! :)

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Nayuta: [blows up pancakes with mind]

Fami: My fuckin pancakes! >:'[

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I can't wait to see Fami have that dawg in her.

(if not, I'mma personally let her be like that because I want her to be that guy)

Asa too.

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Dudeee straight ships are so boring man...

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Falling Devil: Famine! What the fuck are you doing!?

Fami:

Falling Devil: How did you get up there!?!?

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Pls don't be mad... BUT I NEED TO SEE THIS!!!

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Makima:

Makima: Hey, sis.

Fami: What do you want??

Makima: Dang, why you gotta be like that? Already! I thought we were good.

Fami: Oh yeah! We're real good when you want something! We straight up besties and then the second you get what you want, you disappear like David Copperfield.

Makima: Oh my gosh! It's not even like that. I just wanted to talk to you real quick- I can't talk to you for a second? Just for a second??

Fami: Y'know what? I was making assumptions and that's on me, I apologize. I apologize... so, how's it going?

Makima: You know what, don't worry about it. It wasn't really that big a deal. Ahm, but while I have you here...

Fami: BRUUUUUHHH...

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Makima: Hey, Famine. We need to talk.

Fami: Do we though?

Makima: See! That's it right there! I'm tired of you disrespecting me!

Fami: Bitch, I'm tired of you existing, but I push through everyday.

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Who completely relates to Kick Back? 🤔

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Guys, I don't want Fujimoto to kill Fami... 😢

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Anyone write Fami x reader fics...? p-please? M'asking for a friend here- 🥲

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I can't stand this anymore...

Everyone shut up okay!? I don't like considering the possibility that Fami is just like Makima...! Or if she's worse... I can't take all that all over again...

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I honestly wonder if Fujimoto is gonna have Fami be the most sane and empathetic devils out of the rest of the horsemen.

hopefully... :[

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I WANT TO HUG FAMI SO BADDD!!! SHE'S SO ADORABLE~!!! 😭🥰😭🥰

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I get demiromantic vibes from Fami :/