Yang VS Mercury
Ruby: So, Yang, has anybody ever stepped up to you and been like, "What's up, bitch?!"
Yang: Eh... Couple folks have tried fucking around. But they all found out.
Weiss: So there's seriously no one who can take you on in a fight?
Yang: I mean, there probably is, but I ain't met 'em yet.
Mercury: That's because you ain't met me yet.
Nora: ...Oh shit!
Pyrrha: Where's my popcorn? WHERE'S MY POPCORN?!
Yang: Who are you?
Mercury: My friends call me "Merc".
Yang: And you let 'em?
Mercury: Heh... That's real funny, Yang Xiao Long. Y'know, I heard a lot of people are afraid of you. Personally? I don't see it.
Yang: So you're saying you want to get active?
Mercury: Yeah. I wanna do the dance where only one of us is left standing.
Ren: Oh my god...
Yang: Alright, then let's do this shit-
Blake: Oh, I KNOW ain't nobody fuckin' with my partner~!
Yang: Blake Belladonna?! What are you doing here?!
Blake: Babe, I felt a disturbance in the baddie force, and I came to check WHAT'S GOOOOD~!
Yang: Honey, I appreciate that, but I got this one, alright?
Mercury: Yeah, darlin', you gotta let a woman fight her own battles. I appreciate you standin' by your lover in a similar fashion to Dolly Parton.
Yang: Alright, enough talk! Time to g- Wait, you like Dolly Parton?
Mercury: She. Is. A national treasure.
Ruby: ...
Weiss: ...
Yang: Dude, 9 to 5?! That gets me out of bed most days! On Oum, my guy! On freakin' Oum!
Nora: ...
Pyrrha: ...
Ren: ...
Mercury: I mean, it IS a bonafide classic.
Yang: Like, dude, I know she's famous, but I still don't think she's getting the flowers she deserves.
Mercury: Ain't a florist in this world or the next who can.
Yang: Facts! Straight! Up! Facts!
Mercury: Hey, Yang, you ever been to Dollywood?
Yang: Never!
Mercury: I got two tickets right here. You wanna come with me?
Yang: Dude, that sounds like so much fun~! LET'S GO~!
Blake: BITCH, aren't you forgetting to bring someone~?!
Yang: Ah, shit, you right. I can't believe I didn't think of that. Crazy... Hey, Merc, can I get an extra ticket for Jaune?
Blake: O_O
Mercury: Way ahead of you. On Groupon right now.
Jaune: HA HA~. Workin' nine to five~!
Yang/Mercury: What a way to make a livin'~!
Blake: ...Bitch, I'm- I'm- I'm so confused right now...
