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levicrpus

autistichalfblood

THE GOLDEN TRIO

halorvic

Crabby hermit

drovie

This is how I feel right now

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Life with the Crystal Gems is Tough ⭐️

prinsomnia

Me as a mother

Child: mum can you read me a bedtime story

Me: of course sweetie *leaves room to get book*

Me/: *walks back into the room holding all 7 of the Harry Potter books, the original screenplay of the cursed child and fbawtft, the tales of needle the bard, Quidditch throught the ages, fantastic beasts and where to find them, all of the dvds for Harry Potter, fantastic beasts and the movie about jk Rowling while wearing all my Harry Potter shirts layered on top of each other, my house scarf, Harry Potter socks and holding a tankard of butter beer and my wand with a time tuner dangling around my neck*

Me: mr and Mrs Dursley of number 4 privet dri-

Child: you haven't even opened the book

Me: I've memorised the first book

malfoys

fantastic beasts moodboards: newt scamander

my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice

andyoucallmeupagain

in loving memory of lorde she ain’t dead, but she hasn’t released an album since 2013, and i miss her.

biganime

Visual development illustrations for Alfred Hitchcock’s Shadow of a Doubt by Dorothea Holt, found here

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NOT MY PREZ

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

kerryrenaissance

Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?

quasi-normalcy

I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.

everdeen420

When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.

ruinedchildhood

leiaxorgana

Harry glanced over at the dark shapes they made on the floor beside him. Ron had had a fit of gallantry and insisted that Hermione sleep on the cushions from the sofa, so that her silhouette was raised above his. Her arm curved to the floor, her fingers inches from Ron’s. Harry wondered whether they had fallen asleep holding hands.