Dumb Tabletop RPG Character Ideas

Submit your favorite stupid D&D character ideas here!

[danieandflars]

describe your dnd characters in the worst way possible

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

All richard

Except for grumpy preacher who is sick of yall

[tireddungeonmaster]

Leuetabeth: sad lizard.

Tiffany: optimistic child

Bovilio: Sad devil

Dew: Winged one

[probablyoathofancientsrpgideas]

Ul’dara: Violently Anti-Violence

Unnamed Drow Mystic: Know-it-all, will remind you.

G’rafiik: You’d think he was a Dwarf if you couldn’t see him.

Beak van Byke: Can’t sit still. Bored all the time. Land is stupid.

Vivian: Dead people can’t sass back.

Albali: “LAST TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z”

[probablyhumanrpgideas]

Thalai: somehow a murder hobo and a duke at the same time!

Rodrigo: I’m a Chaotic Nuetral Paladin! I don’t see any problems with this.

Kalithem: Paladin and Druid are good multiclassed together, right?

Dongthesius Testiclēs: my name is Dongthesius Testiclēs.

[probablyacerpgideas]

Psykiel: Dracophile

Havoc: SPOONS

Lilinska: Gun Turret

Lyrokel: I’m going to hit it and make it die with hitting it

Kinisk: Idiot twin no.1 Idiot detective sargent no. 2

Rhythm of Dance: Ceiling cat, the best pokémon trainer around

[hybridelves]

Rowan: Local Fighter Can’t Fight But He Sure Can Bake

Aelin: “*visibly texting* Sorry I don’t have a phone”

Maxwell: Steals Shoes

Mialee: Local Sorcerer Wants To Fight God, Who Watches Them Like A Reality TV Show

Nelle: Ranger with 8 CHA goes Sorcerer

Talen: Sneaky Bastard™

Thomas: Bang Bang with a Nerf Gun

[probablyhalfbakedrpgideas]

Fisali Blackarrow: Murder Hobo with a Bow

Durlent Vehementor: Angry Whittler

Tyavel and Talavel: Boy Angel and Girl Angel and I forgot which is which.

Bronhîld: Kerosene Dwarf

[probablyromanrpgideas]

Varyn: Starfire/Ariel wishes she were Undyne.

Swift: I stole a shiny leaf that turned me into a warlock.

Truth: You’re not my real dad, Satan!

[wild-dragon]

Susurrus: Sneaky, teleporting stabby birb that likes memes and making things

Hart: Patriotic as balls (The real kind of patriotism, not the nationalistic kind)

Raffolk: Friendly dad who really likes the snow and adventuring way to much for a normal person; will protect you, but is the cold anger type

Captain Irvine: I don’t understand how someone could be this hot without being sexual in their day-to-day appearance but honestly I’m not complaining

Absynthe: How can something so large be so gosh dang drunk all the time and still have a level of omnipotence

Don: See, I have this crowbar, and let me tell you what this thing can’t do cause actually that list is shorter

[dumbttrpgcharacterideas]

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

An Aarakocra Bard of royal lineage and a Lizardfolk Wizard form a band and get into gnarly musical shenanigans.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Have a different outfit for each NPC. When you are talking as one, wear it. When the players talk to a new NPC, climb under the table and get changed. If they talk to an NPC you haven’t planned, stop the game and run to the nearest clothes store.

[bunjywunjy]

I JUST HAD AN AWESOME IDEA FOR A DnD CHARACTER.

a half-dragon, but instead of the traditional Dragonborn humanoid body it’s literally just a small dragon of whatever species the parent was. 

but with a human face.

[jaceriven]

@bunjywunjy if I understand anything of DnD, its that the weirder the character, the worse the pun in the name needs to be.

[bunjywunjy]

I… kind of just want to name him Maniford. 

Manny for short.

[jaceriven]

What about Man'yfes Drakebody?

(Man-ee-fes)

[man face dragon body, geddit?]

[bunjywunjy]

wait wait

what about

MANIFORD MANDRAKE

[jaceriven]

I like it! Lock in maniford mandrake!

[bunjywunjy]

WE’RE DOING THIS. WE’RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN.

what color should this guy be? he’s gonna be Chaotic Good alignment but I’m torn between Silver, Bronze, and Red.

[bunjywunjy]

I think I’m gonna go with Bronze. I want the aquatic abilities and I dig the aesthetic.

just imagine this, but with the face of a dude and a devastating love of puns.

now, how the hell do I even roll stats for this thing???

[thecraftybear]

What class will Maniford be? Sounds like a bard.

[bunjywunjy]

I wasn’t sure, but now that you said that I think he is in fact going to have to be a Bard.

[bunjywunjy]

update: I drew the boy!

good Dragonborn, best friend

[heckin-geckin-deactivated201807]

what have i made

[bunjywunjy]

he’s perfect

[fritternx]

I drew maniford bc I love him

[bunjywunjy]

DFJKDSFHJKSD THIS IS GOING ON HIS FUCKING CHARACTER SHEET

[lifeisawalnut]

DELETE THIS BEFORE MY PLAYERS SEE IT

[aimofdestiny]

His character sheet? Don’t you mean the Maniford Manifest?

[bunjywunjy]

well, I do NOW.

[dumbttrpgcharacterideas]

The vape wizard

We had a vape wizard in our pathfinder game(I designed it) who channeled his magic through a vape and his name was luju moske.he was a periblooded aasimar who studied the smoke arcane school and would turn into a vape cloud.

[wild-dragon]

The 6 Fifth Edition D&D Stats - Explained with Tomatoes

A video by JJ Burns Please do not redistribute without permission I keep seeing this meme floating around about the six D&D stats as explained by tomatoes, a...

Yeah look I made a thing okay and I think you all will enjoy it so check it out if it pleases you

[dumbttrpgcharacterideas]

A Kenku who when cast to the mortal plane and stripped of flight spat in the face of god and said “No, I will grow so strong that I will fly with arms instead of wings.”

[dumbttrpgcharacterideas]

“I’m evil, not an asshole”

A BBEG who doesn’t go out of his way to do large harm to others. He does what he must to reach his goal of evil, but tries to keep the public out of it if necessary. He gives to those who need it. What use is ruling a land of people who don’t like you? That’s just a bigger chance for revolution. #BBEG #Antihero #caring

[dumbttrpgcharacterideas]

Paladin cop

Paladin cop, who holds two hand-crossbows akimbo. In hostage situations, he breaks down the door, and says "Freeze, Paladin!" When he catches people, he says: "You have the right to cast silence. Anything you say can and will provoke opportunity attacks in a court of law. You are entitled to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be summoned for you."

[dumbttrpgcharacterideas]

[dumbttrpgcharacterideas]

Dr. Demento

A Kenku Bard who just loves to share all the weird songs he has heard stories the lands and does so by Mimicry.

[dumbttrpgcharacterideas]

Truly a pair of beasts

A Duo of a Goblin and a Firbolg. While the Firbolg is massive he has little to no strength and is bullied by the Goblin. The Goblin is fuckin buff as hell. He is a ball of hate. The Firbolg loves the goblin and the Goblin hates the Firbolg. Basically A Cat and a Dog.

[dumbttrpgcharacterideas]

Truly, An All-Purpose Tool

A fantastic jack-of-all-trades named Don, but instead of having weapon proficiencies, he’s only proficient in using a crowbar. He has thieves’ tools proficiency, but he just uses his crowbar to break the chest open without triggering any traps. Making an acrobatics check? Use the crowbar to swing across the gap. Trying to seduce the dragon? Show it your black steel crowbar that you’ve kept in immaculate condition. Trying to resist a mind control spell? Focus on the perfection that is your crowbar. Wanna smite a fool? You are inspired by the versatility and reliability of your crowbar so much that it might as well be a weapon of the gods.

[dumbttrpgcharacterideas]

Welcome! Make Yourself At Home!

I started this blog because I feel like everyone has a player character idea that they think is the one of the most hilarious things they’ve ever made. Feel free to submit your ideas on the main page!

[dumbttrpgcharacterideas]

The Best Time You Could Have in a Salt and Pepper Tavern

A Kenku Bard that probably knows a hundred songs, but only repeats What’s New Pussycat and on rare occasions It’s Not Unusual for some reason.