But I won't cry for yesterday.

My name is Fallon. 20. I have three Dumeril's boas. I am a conservative. I'm just a girl raised by her nerdy dad :)

[romoon]

[dumeril-blog-blog]

"What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?"

[kushandwizdom]

[beyrilliant]

So this guy’s anesthesia for his surgery was pretty strong, and afterwards he didn’t remember his wife. His reaction is so sweet I have new cavities. 

[kaybee-in-la]

Oh my god

[livingthroughgrace]

Beautiful

[morganjoycexo-deactivated-deact]

OMG

[kaity--did]

Fuck that. Fuck that right now. I’m going to tell the generation of so called men something right this second. It’s an amazing mystery of the universe. It’s how to never get friendzoned. This is how you do it. You come to the terms that the friendzone doesn’t exist and that the most important thing in the universe is not your dick.

My dad getting real defensive when some guy told him I friendzoned them (via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)

[lucky--1-deactivated20131230]

[medusahorror]

be obscene.

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

me, the teen blogger

a house with 8 nuns

a drug dealer who drives a hummer

a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am

an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower

a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

[croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy]

I’d watch that show

[kickassmemes1]

[theintentionalactivist]

It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living, I want to know what you ache for. It doesn’t interest me how old you are, I want to know if you’ll risk looking like a fool for love, for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. I want to know if you can live with failure, both yours and mine and still shout at the edges of a lake, river or mountain. It doesn’t interest me to know where you live or how much money you have, I want to know if you can get up after a night of grief and despair, weary and bruised to the bone and do what need to be done for someone you love. Live more than your neighbors. Unleash yourself upon the world and go places, go now. Understand that this is not a dress rehearsal, this is it, your life. Face your fears and live your dreams. Take it all in, yes, every chance you get, come close. I want to know if you can be alone with yourself and truly like the company you keep in the empty moments of your life.

Oriah Mountain Dreamer (via theintentionalife)

[mazerin]

[ryrick]

this will never not be funny.

[wastetheday]

[meantrash]

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

[canehdas-deactivated20131223]

I’M WAKING UP  [kicks your door down] I FEEL IT IN  [charges into your room] MY BONES  [punches your in the face] ENOUGH [pulls shirt off] TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS BLOW [yodels] WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE[aggressively twerks] TO THE NEW AGE  [screams] WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE [looks you straight in the eyes] TO THE NEW AAAAGGGEEEE[quietly leaves the room] good night

[celestelouise]

[feyminism-blog]

[kruptus-blog]

via dailydawdle

[snakesenpai]

What I don’t understand is why people view killing a snake as some magnanimous medal of bravery.

Congratulations, you killed an animal at least 20 times smaller than you that most likely had no natural defenses against you and was probably minding its own business. Speaking in levels of task and purpose, you might as well have killed a baby. You brave and courageous soul, you.

[kittykittykittykittykitty]