Was always Castiel's Problem

21 year old girl from Norway called Maja, who's trying to get her master's degree.

[gothicprep]

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

[phanfrickintastic]

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

[danosaur-lester]

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

[peachxs]

Everyone who reblogs this will get a logo of their url

I’m bored and I need to work on drawing different fonts and stuff like that. So yeah. No catch. Wheter it be 5 or 5000 ill do them all when I have time. So go nuts! Tag your friends! Your enemies! Your Family! Your dog! Id be happy to do this and inclusde any specifications that you want (tell me on your reblog, in the tags or shoot me an ask)

[catbushandludicrous]

[givemeinternet]

As close as you will ever be to a nuclear explosion

[merauderdon]

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

[bigcoolscorner-deactivated20160]

No thank you.

[jonkakes]

The columns of smoke in the foreground are telephone poles boiling

[lumo-blaze-deactivated20140728]

This is way cooler to look at than it should be

[engineer--cat]

Science side of Tumblr would like to add:

Heat is generally transmitted in 3 forms: conduction, convection, radiation.

The fact that the telephone poles and wires are boiling away well before the shockwave hits them indicates that the heat from the explosion has not reached them by convection (much slower than the speed of sound) or by conduction (at best, comparable to the speed of sound), but purely by radiation. In other words: the explosion is bright enough to boil everything.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[prismatic-bell]

HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

"No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it."

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

"Ma’am, this is a matter of national security."

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

[hottermelon]

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

[itscolossal]

Watch a Japanese Kokeshi Doll Emerge From a Spinning Block of Wood

[gothicprep]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[aidn]

how the hell do i talk to people

[citrus-hills-blog]

Stand in front of them and press A

[the-taintedtruth]

Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.

(via bacardibreezy)

[megsthetic]

Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?

[pablostanley-blog-deactivated20]

A simple guide to know what the hell you are.

[sizvideos]

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[dumleroxas]

I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.

[awkatebishop]

text post meme: howard stark edition

[braids-n-bits]