Kawaii Alpaca

Hey guys! It's me Liz, just moved my tumblr, lol. this is my personal blog, enjoy! I really like cute things/animals/animations and chubby things and umm also Carah Faye eheheh 〜(￣▽￣〜) Also! i have a weasyl which is www.weasyl.com/ profile/kawaiialpaca !!!!

[theofficialmads]

Gif of the day. 

/via lecterings.

[tomatthefarm-deactivated2017062]

Bedelia: *holy shit he wants to eat me* Anthony: *holy shit they want to have sex with me* Hannibal: *lmao*

[curiosityconfusion]

How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make this noise? I could see that taking a long time. Were there just like a thousand years where people were like “yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.”

[pettyrevenge]

So I live next door to a couple (a VERY conservative couple) and their twin boys. The boys can’t be more than 8, and like most kids, they like to play in the back yard. Which is totally fine, doesn’t bother me at all. They’re kids and like to run around. What bothers me though is that they love to throw their toys over into my yard. Alot of toys. Action figures, balls, frisbees, rackets, etc.

Them throwing them over don’t even really bother me that much. What bothers me is that the parents keep demanding that we have to throw them back. They don’t ask, they don’t knock on the door and apologize, they just yell over there fence when they know that we are outside and TELL us to give it back. And that bothers me. They also seem to encourage their kids to throw it over to our yard.

So after Christmas I was at the store and saw that they had a ton of Barbie’s, nail polish, Bratz doll frisbees, and balls on the clearance. I bought 5 of everything I could find that I knew my neighbors would hate seeing their sons play with. Every time an action figure gets thrown over to my yard, I will throw a barbie back with it. Every time a ball gets thrown, a Bratz ball will be returned. I already threw a couple nail polishes over and the twins went crazy. They loved it. They’ve had pink, purple, and green nails all week.

It’s been 2 days and not a single action figure has crossed my fence. More importantly, not a single rude demand from the parents to return them. The kids are having fun, and I have pretty revenge.

[kuroiyuki-hime]

『I think history’s a system of roads and there’s nowhere it doesn’t go.』

[sofiajonze-blog]

a guy walked into the board room and said

“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”

and i just stared at him and coldly said

“i am the regional reports manager”

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

[heydr-k]

Good

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

relatable star wars moment

when yoda literally tries to die so he can avoid confrontation

[nana-and-ren707]

Yo Nobu,

How did Hachi’s catch-phrase escape from your mouth? 

Didn’t you notice it?

[weloveshortvideos]

[antonio-is-a-sleepybitch]

I cant stop laughing 😂

[sistermaryfake]

the music when the girl jumps has me dead

[lupita-nyongo]

[wtfbeatlescartoon]

realization

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[backandbodyhurts]

Omfgggg

[dumpstergoods]

This reminds me of Lana Winters in AHS season 2

[hozieer]

Visit Original Link

Hozier covers We Are Young by Fun. 

[cursethem00n]

Someone make out w/ me to this for like 3 hours ok

[itsmrhandle]

My girl is happy in her new home

[dappledwithshadow]

Palmette Henri Matisse circa 1947 Private collection Painting - gouache Height: 64 cm (25.2 in.), Width: 45 cm (17.72 in.)

[c-teardrops]

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

[dumpstergoods]

Me today by my teachers like keeping the room lights off and I also take care of an 18 month old around my classes so ya know they're basically telling me I need to take that time to nap

[mightbemagic]