dundersplifflin

when I was a child I had a fever my hands felt just like two balloons

[sadepiphany]

If I told you How many times I’ve sat alone On the shower floor, I promise, You’d cry too.

l.s.f (via missyourlaugh)

[dundersplifflin]

I'm sorry for everyday you sat at a clock wondering if you would hear from me  I'm sorry for every argument that ended in my having won through bitterness  blackmail, manipulation, excuses I'm sorry that when you knew I was wrong I told you I was right I'm sorry that every time a party ended I didn't know what to do I'm sorry I never quite knew what to say This is a train wreck  and if it helps you feel less sad I don't write anymore

the only way to apologise 

[dundersplifflin]

you once told me you loved everything about a simple cigarette the bitter taste of tobacco on your tongue  the still and clouded feeling in your head  the smooth elegant tease of smoke on your clothes  I, here in a room we never knew can barely remember your homely lips  that feeling of irresistible and perfect haze  or the way the scent of you once clung to me like the butt of one of those cigarettes  When I think now about that simple statement  I realise truly that what you loved was the thought of being craved  the idea of someone waking and despite their attempts needing you and as hard as I may try, I would surrender to that taste, that feeling and that scent if there was even the slightest inclination that you might want me to  but unlike a simple cigarette  there's never another one of you

22/11/16

[mcdonalds-and-chill]

[euo]

[mortals0ul]

[falseindicators-deactivated2017]

me: i’m so fucking sad i’m never going to feel happiness ever agai marina: RULE NUMBER ONE me:

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[luminoldoll]

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

[slightmood]

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

[sunshine-cafe]

[swagyoulater]

Couldn’t have said it better myself

[bobross]

me: oh my god please let me concentrate for once my shit brain: Ra Ra Rasputin. Russia’s Greatest Love Machine.

[staff]

Here you go, Tumblr. A little burst of pride for the 1st of Pride (the calendar month previously known as June). 

And here’s how to get pride material in your dashboard all month long (and beyond): Go to the pride search and hit “Follow.” Enjoy!  

[icarntspell]

I FUCKING MISS AMY WINEHOUSE 

[chodeboy-deactivated20260710]

LOVE

[webofgoodnews]

[wildflowers]

[dundersplifflin]

We say hello, but we mean "I'm back" Maybe for the first time Never for the last We call on a Sunday When the coffee kicks in Roulette when I need it, my secret sin A diamond disguise I'll draw on my lip Lies upon lies until one of us slips You are second hand smoke Hard to ignore I think I've always known I'd want you more Ladies of the jury As an exhibit I stand Tear it all down with an unyielding hand How could you? You'll ask Do something so sad? My grief I will owe to a torturous lad

[dundersplifflin]