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idiots will be blocked i am so normal about a talking cat and her manservant & royal bodyguard dnd characters & campaign stuff occasionally mostly just dnd/dcc reblogs

[dunge0ns-and-d00bies]

intro post & character masterlist

howdy hi hello dnd community !!! my name is nuke and this is my dnd side blog ! this will also be my pinned and character masterlist lives (possibly until further notice) ! expect reblogs and updates about my characters and the campaigns they’re in ! feel free to ask me questions about them i’d love to yap about them<3

below are my current characters ! please do not use them in your ttrpg, thank you !

Name/Pronouns - Bo Abeywardine (they/them)

Age - 27

Race - Changeling

Class/Occupation - Wizard (Illusion)

Alignment - Neutral

Background - Wizard’s Apprentice

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Name/Pronouns - Calypso “Cal” Aewenryll (they/them)

Age - 25

Race - Sea Elf

Class - Rogue (Swashbuckler)

Alignment - Chaotic Neutral

Background - Pirate 

Name - Trinket

[Cal’s pet rat]

Name/Pronouns - Maren Sirona (she/her)

Age - 24

Race - Human

Class/Occupation - Artist (painter, stone carver)

Alignment - Chaotic Neutral

[NPC]

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Name/Pronouns - Ambrosia Krvnah (they/them)

Age - 27

Race - Dhampir

Class/Occupation - Rogue (Arcane Trickster)

Alignment - Chaotic Neutral

Background - Charlatan

***not in a campaign***

[bbblackbearry]

I am 100% a fanfic girly, all for making ships and scenarios, but I honestly hate how sexual the fanbase is towards Carl, specifically.

I appreciate that, like a lot of female chars, Carl is expected to go through these ordeals in his underwear. But he is specifically kept from having underwear, just for the joke of it. People (mostly Donut) are always making comments about it, making comments if he seems to get hard or whatnot. Not to mention his FEET, which he is FORCED to use for the AI's pleasure. Everything he has to go through, he does not want, but he has to be put through constant sexualization from others just so he has a decent chance at survival.

And he owns it, yes, I think we can dare say that Carl knows he's hot, but he himself doesn't think sexually, barely even romantically. In the books, in the moments where he says he would be distracted by boobs or whatnot, he is unable to because of the harsh scary reality he is in. I wouldn't call him asexual, but in this world everything sexual comes with a dark twist, so he may as well be.

I just hate that the fans see Carl's discomfort and they get turned on by it. They got all hot and bothered by Carl and his dad and subsequent 'daddy issues', or the whole abusive situation with the AI. It's just disgusting, he clearly doesn't want it, the whole point is that he does what he must to survive despite constantly being taken advantage of, and he's just not a sexual character- everyone around him is far hornier, including Donut. It's because of Donut that we see Carl likely has more sexual/romantic trauma than we first realize because of Bea.

No, seriously, it just comes off as rape fantasy to me. And it makes me angry because DIDN'T YOU READ THE DAMN BOOKS. You really can't see how violated Carl is? You really don't see how it makes you one of the disgusting "fanclub" members that all of the characters hate because they can't get their mind out of the gutters and see the crawlers as real people?

So if you're going to sexualize Carl, at least try and put some effort in to actually account for his character. Not 'I think violation and abuse is hot'. Thanks.

[mizuthe-cat]

I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location

[dunge0ns-and-d00bies]

carl and donut can fit in a box together

[contradictoryinsomiac]

Shoutout to my favorite trio of unreliable narrators who everyone is terrified of but they don’t know what the fuck is going on, much less that they’re that scary: Percy Jackson, Katniss Everdeen, and Carl

[the-wolfbats]

Man running around in his boxers and a vest and multiple toe rings with a talking cat and a velociraptor and a woman who can change her mass and shape of her body to become like trains: This vampire healer and her talking goat are weird let's get outta here.

[katethegreatfandommachine]

sometimes family is a coast guard vet, a cat with a tiara, and their pet velociraptor and I think that is beautiful

[dungeoncrawlerdonut]

Genuinely need someone to explain the Dungeon Crawler Carl / romantasy connection to me because like these books... have relatively no romance in them?

[dunge0ns-and-d00bies]

and yet i’ve come across three smut fanfics in the tags…..are we reading the same series comrades ?

[amandarauart]

The galaxy's favorite singer!

[cyclone-rachel]

dungeon crawler carl book 1: normal guy and his ex’s cat going through real life d&d

dungeon crawler carl book 7: man and his best friend who happens to be a cat speedrunning the horrors of war

[maladomani]

Love this picture of Prepotente and Bianca! By Andrew Mar.

[abominationcreations]

Dungeon Crawler Carl fanart because my brother talked me into reading the series and turns out this shit is straight crack to me

[zombeikid]

[dunge0ns-and-d00bies]

i have a new fear with how dcc could end and i do not want to vocalize it out of fear of matt dinniman

[shmoopzilla]

I know she actually enjoys baths but I couldn’t help myself

[dunge0ns-and-d00bies]

some of y’all are weirdly oversexual about carl…..but if it was a female character yall would riot

like homie just got out of a probably long term relationship (they lived together, was aware of multiple of donut’s cat shows, pretty familiar with bea’s family)

i fear i may not be reading the same books with how some of y’all act

also bc apparently some of yall don’t read the hashtags, i don’t care if you disagree, and i’ll most likely delete your comment ! lol

[dunge0ns-and-d00bies]

LOL just saw a post of someone who objectifies carl with their friends. anyway.

[itsclydebitches]

DCC Carl is the Guy™ of all time. 6'3 ex-coastguard trained in hand-to-hand combat. Was 100% gonna fight Bea's rich lawyer dad for custody of her cat, Princess Donut. Religiously hits the gym 2-3 times a week. Is completely at ease saving the world in heart boxers and, when necessary, completely naked. Also embraces his luscious long hair. Has the uncanny ability to combine, bend, and break game rules to suit his needs. Despite his intelligence, still regularly falls back on "bomb the shit out of it" as a solution. Curses like a sailor. Says "I love you" with no hesitation. Has surrounded himself with competent, scary-ass women and when they go, "Carl you fucked up" his response is, "Yeah, I did. I'm sorry." Ultra daddy issues. Works hard to never become his father. The two times he prioritized ~sexy lady~ over survival he was literally charmed. A friend to everyone who has his and Donut's back, be they human, alien, sluggalo, goat, or sentient sex doll head.

Did murder a bunch of goblin babies though. And allegedly jerked off a crab.

Ah well. No guy's perfect!

[dunge0ns-and-d00bies]

this is probably already here but here it is again bc it rips my heart out everytime also spoilers for book 5 you’ve been warned

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