westeros runs on dunk'n(egg)

**yapping+ficposting about asoiaf+related properties**

[userparamore]

#gays complimenting each other

[dunk-and-donuts]

I think Daemon actually thinks Rhaenyra would kill Rhaena but like in the sense of- Daemon thinks his perspective is her perspective aka ‘the most logical conclusion’ and if he was Rhaenyra he’d kill a step child for killing a child that is his. The Daemon-dissonance factor must never be discounted it’s. An un-defeated reading of everything he says and does. Mfer really said ‘I’m the clever one’.

[visenyaism]

tyland lannister 20 minutes and one bump with larys into the green council realizing the only way for these people to win is actually to trick rhaenyra into losing first before she kills all of them in the better part of an afternoon about to propose they play THREE CUP SHUFFLE with the ENTIRETY OF THE TREASURY

[greasyteeths]

the dysfunctional duo

[vices-aand-virtues]

House of the Dragon + Reductress Headlines (21/?)

[visenyaism]

daemon targaryen when he gets back from field work with his zoomer intern and finds out his designated least valuable player child successfully acquired a dragon and albeit inadvertently also eliminated his annoying stepson who does not like him from the line of succession

[targywargy]

Ser Duncan the Tall as Textposts

[goldcrescent]

Nyra and Alicent this season: fuck them kids

in rhaenyra’s defense she only does that to kids that arent hers. in alicent’s defense she has three teenagers played by actors the same age as her to make them look more evil ig, I would also be confused as to why I should be parenting aemond at his 32nd birthday party

[goldcrescent]

are YOU frustrated by inefficiency of the current regime? Do you wish these two would tear each other’s offspring into meat chunks faster? Well lucky for you I’m canvassing door to door for a brand new candidate. You see, neither dance of the dragons nor the blackfyre rebellions would have happened under the Cersei Lannister administration because she would have had any child or bastard with a dragon not large enough to ride strangled the second Viserys bit it. He bore the sword? No! That was Cersei Lannister’s goldcloak waiting diligently by the playground. Yes that’s right, she is a leader so proactive she would have prevented the four civil wars and, as the faith demands, even the need for moon tea, all in one fell swoop. When you have a problem that could be prevented with murder don’t look for tired establishment politicians like Daemon who kinslay all of two kids just for appearances. You deserve a passionate candidate. You deserve a candidate who cares. About strangling bastards. Vote Cersei Lannister.

Cersei Lannister: That Wasn’t A Request

[greenbloods]

society if we had this playing out on our screens and the people knew brienne as they knew dunk

[slaygentford]

but like what was he supposed to do seriously. NOT push bran out of the window?

[maekaranvil]

People trying to make out that Maekar is some terrifying disciplinarian when this is the relationship he has with all his kids:

[goldcrescent]

you guys know problematic early 2000’s post 9/11 era copaganda like law & order svu where a guy like Stabler would fly off the handle and have to be physically stopped from murdering a suspect that hasn’t even been read miranda rights yet and may not even be guilty but everyone understood he was only doing it bc he cares soooo much and the captain might scold him out of concern but the whole team loves him and the person he suspected is the bad guy every time and also he saved the children as well as his female partner who he’s sort of condescending about protecting even through they’re the same rank and every time he went near a church during investigations he would get down on one knee and cross himself in front of a drawn out shot of Jesus Christ on the cross? that is where Criston Cole would thrive, but through a terrible mishap he was born in westeros

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[visenyaism]

I think it’s fun that everyone on house of the dragon has transcended who viserys thought should succeed him and it’s now like whoever the blood god has selected to be the king through maximal slaughter inflicted on a 30 square mile patch of riverland

[gutpunchlove]

egg + my favorite egg-isms

[dailyflicks]

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.01

[shininglikedragonflame]

They mean so much to me