Jump Out the Window with Me

I probably needed top more than I realised when I first listened to them. I like good alcohol (sometimes bad alcohol), crazy hair colours, music and hot men. 19. Female. UK. I work in a bar and play music for a living. I write. Requests open.

[chunkyheels]

Watching all these studio ghibli movies is slowly warping my ideals like I’m actually considering just dropping everything and moving to some small town by the sea

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[smoll-sparkle-blog]

Come on money dog👐👐

[xbitchiex-blog1]

I’m broke and I need money. I can’t afford my own death so…

[just-like-dew-drops]

I need this

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[arandomthot]

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[sanityswap-blog]

tag yourself-seven deadly sins

lust: lace blouses, stargazing, french pastries, whispered secrets, lovely baths, impulsive shopping, plants on a windowsill, ice cream sundaes, concerts, soft voices

sloth: oversized sweaters, dreamy sunsets, gold sunlight, doodling, sunflower fields, paint smears on clothes, the smell of tangerines, writing in a diary, vivid dreams

envy: silver necklaces, flannel shirts, sharp eyeliner, neon lights, cursive handwriting, bullet journals, leather purses, finding loose change, tired eyes, classic movies

gluttony: iced tea, cuddles, soft blankets, evening laughter, a slow dance, washi tape, tousled hair, procrastination, learning foreign words, city lights at night

wrath: killer heels, leather jackets, sewn-on patches, firm baked cookies, red lipstick, 90s music, dusty book piles, pictures of clouds, fresh snow, evening drives

pride: fountains in city squares, jazz music, cozy apartments, turtleneck sweaters, smokey eyes, acoustic songs, pastel colors, strawberries, nostalgia, improv comedy

greed: glossy makeup, enamel pins, 2am texts, charm bracelets, denim jackets, calligraphy, classic movies, vintage mirrors, wax sealed envelopes, good grades

[dunwithurshitm8-blog]

There’s a fuckin punk guy at my favourite venue/bar who dyes his hair and I’m fuckin in love

[dunwithurshitm8-blog]

I posted this on motherfuckin september 16th last year!! Oh boy if only I’d known! 

[dunwithurshitm8-blog]

So as of five days ago...punk venue guy is actually my boyfriend and he’s simultaneously the sweetest, weirdest, most hardcore person I know. Sometimes shit comes when and where you least expect it

[dunwithurshitm8-blog]

There’s a fuckin punk guy at my favourite venue/bar who dyes his hair and I’m fuckin in love

[dunwithurshitm8-blog]

I posted this on motherfuckin september 16th last year!! Oh boy if only I’d known! 

[dunwithurshitm8-blog]

Okok, so I’ve had a hella busy few months and it’s really quite exciting for me. I have a story about my Josh Dun lookalike crush from like last summer but I’d wager none of y'all wanna hear it. However, he is currently the reason i’m so distracted and can’t write a fucking word.

That being said, I pretty much have the last few chapters of Clenched Fists written, I just gotta fix em up. 

So bear with me and this hellhole of a story will be finished soon. I also have a few one shots basically done but I’ve been that sexually frustrated (lol) that I seem to be incapable of writing smut so bear with if you’ve made requests.

To summarise: Clenched Fists - nearly finished I swear

Requests - on the way just a little incomplete.

And story about my JD lookalike - available upon request (but be prepared for a rollercoaster)

PS. If you want to send a request and wait approximately a millennia for it, my ask box is still open.

[autohaste]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

[sarsmusings]

Avengers: Infinity War (dir. Anthony & Joe Russo)

[brinsella-deactivated20170725]

tattooed tears // the front bottoms

[yoursummerdreamz]

[liliumlief]

mbti and zodiac signs are OVER

we shall now only divide personality types by whether you picked natural, sporty, cute, or cool

[stability]

[dunwithurshitm8-blog]

(Little storytime with a little warning about self harm scars. You know the drill)

I went out Tuesday night to my favourite venue. I know all the bar staff, I know all the guys who go there a lot, I know the promotion team, it’s my favourite place in the world. And I got completely fucked up. One of the bar staff, towards the end of the night when I got my last drink, grabbed my arm and a permanent marker and put his initials in a loveheart with a kiss.

I woke up yesterday wondering what the fuck had caused it. I don’t know if he was flirting but there’s no way when he did it that he didn’t see the scars. He still drew there which makes me wonder if he’d seen them while I was dancing and then decided to do it and that’s sweet enough that I haven’t washed the marker off yet.

[rosehatesmoths]

someone: why are you tired all the time

me: *Buzzfeed UNSOLVED voice* Let’s take a look at the theories