The Egos saying things I have:
Jack: “On a scale of one to fuck, I don’t give any!”
Anti: “Y’all don’t understand how much I fucking love those knives!”
Marvin: “Well, pull on my choker and call me kitten.”
Chase: “My ex-girlfriend either got deported or she got sick of me…I hope she just got sick of me.”
Jameson: “*during sign class* Could you speak up, your hands are wrong.”
Jackieboyman: “If you fall over, I will make sure you’re okay and then laugh my ass off.”
Schneeplestein: “I totally know what I’m doing! *something breaks* I may or may not totally know what I’m doing!”
Robbie: “*stuffed animal falls off of bed* Frank! No! I love you! Don’t leave me! I want to cuddle you!”
Mark: “Time to take off my pants and make my followers fucking cry.”
Dark: “I burned the bridge between us and he’s trying to rise from the ashes and that mother-fucker ain’t no phoenix!”
Wilford: “I always try to tell myself that I’m normal, then the voice in my head tells me ‘bitch, you fucking nuts’.”
Google: “You don’t understand how much useless shit I have in my head because or writing. Ya wanna know about metallic microlattice? I could go on for fucking days about metallic microlattice!”
Bing: “I wanted some Mac & Cheese, I dabbed, and now there’s water everywhere!”
Bim: “Hello ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls, being’s of the world, mom, dad, fucking Greg.”
Host: “*talking about my contacts* I gotta go take my eyeballs out.”
Dr. Iplier: “She’s late…she’s probably dead. How dare she not take me with her.”