Life pro tip: if you’re shy or embarrassed about asking a stranger how to get somewhere or how the wafflemaker at the hotel breakfast buffet works, no you’re not. Now you are Dieter and/or Hilda, ze German tourist who of course cannot be expected to know how sings vork around hier. Vy, you are from a qvaint little bayerische mountain village vhich only got ze runnink wasser vhen you vere a boy, und you have alvays lonked to visit zis vonderfull Land of America/Kanada/ze UK/Frankreich or vherever, und by ze vay, could you explain how zis vaffle-maschine vorks?
Risky the closer you live to Germany, and not at all useful inside Germany, but then you just switch it up to Hank/Linda from Soddy Daisy, Tennessee, and gee whiz ain’t this here Yew-Bann a wonder! All we got back home is Rufus with the donkey cart fer gettin’ around. I need a ticket? Aw, shucks! Well sir, I would give you an ID, but you see I left my passport back at the hotel…
I lost it at Yew-Bann
