I'm Not A Hot Mess, I'm Flaming Trash

In real life I'm hotter than my icon

[knightcore]

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

[fugoh]

how y'all think petitions work

biden: sir……..the Teens want to change the national economy to communism obama: oh no…..how many signatures are there biden: sir there’s…there’s 100,000 obama: *sheds a tear* then it seems we have no choice…..comrade

[strangebiology]

@franzanth noticed this caterpillar (left) that looks like it’s mimicking weaver ants (right.) It turns out that the caterpillar is so good at mimicking ants that it even fools image recognition software.

[mossofthewoodsjewelry]

I’m having a little shop update tomorrow with some assorted plants from spring to late summer. I’ve got this little Fiddlehead, some witchy Wormwood and Toadflax, Wild Thyme, St. John’s Wort, Valerian, and more.

The update will probably be around 12-1pm EST tomorrow. Hope to see you there!

[mossofthewoodsjewelry]

The update is now live at mossofthewoods.com!

[markv5]

Властное объятие

[standupbard-deactivated20171201]

apparently that means “powerful embrace”, but i got this

which seems much more russian

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via b_flex14)

[creepsandcrawlers]

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[reserve]

[inspirement]

[imalreadymiserableatbest]

[bitchycode]

[melonmemes]

[e8776]

When your family has guests over

[sixpenceee]

This is a squid, more specifically, Vampyroteuthis infernalis. But it looks like the snap chat logo. (Source)

[chupacaba-redacted]

GHOST SQUID

[spamaramakins]

Am I the only one that sees this?

[goodsmeller]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

some fool: a clock

me, an intellectual: great uncle Charlie, who got blasted right in the face by a big Turkish shell full of mustard gas during WWI

[herokoutei]

[carazelaya]

[neuro-light]