[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“If anyone needs me I’ll be with Shawn.  We follow the same people so...”

[pennedbyzazz]

"Hey doc, I'm selling some knitted goods. Do you want to buy any?"

“I didn’t know you knit,” Viktor replied with a tone of surprise. He smiled, adding, “But of course! What do you have for sale, Ethan?” @dustoffyourhat

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“Some hats, sweaters, scarves, and little animals.  They’re in my van, come on.” He said, motioning for the man to follow.

[pennedbyzazz]

He followed behind the other to his van in the distance. “Where did you learn to knit?”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

The man was silent before answering.  “A year.”  He said as they approached the van door.  He opened it and let the man inside.

[pennedbyzazz]

"Hey doc, I'm selling some knitted goods. Do you want to buy any?"

“I didn’t know you knit,” Viktor replied with a tone of surprise. He smiled, adding, “But of course! What do you have for sale, Ethan?” @dustoffyourhat

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“Some hats, sweaters, scarves, and little animals.  They’re in my van, come on.” He said, motioning for the man to follow.

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

*sneezes as he’s selling some knitted goods*

“Someone’s talking about me...”

[squidmanalamort]

“What do you call… getting blowjob… from mermaid? Coral sex.”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

That finally got a chuckle from the sniper.

“Alright, I’ll admit that’s a good one.”

[squidmanalamort]

“What… do you call it when… a large breasted woman… gets penetrated by… two men? a Double D… getting double D’d.”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“...Heh...I get it...”

Oh god, what have I done...?  He thought.

[squidmanalamort]

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*loud groaning* “It’s too late for this…”

“It’s your fillet… you are… lake to the party.”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“……Why are you like this?”

[squidmanalamort]

“What… can i say? Its just… the way I clam.”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“....................................”

“Okay.  I’m leaving now.  I think I hear Shawn calling me.”

[pennedbyzazz]

“These ocean puns shore are somefin else.”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“………………………….”

[pennedbyzazz]

“I can sea that you’re knot very amused. That’s a shame, they otter make you laugh!”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

*judging intensifies*

[squidmanalamort]

“What do you call… getting blowjob… from mermaid? Coral sex.”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

That finally got a chuckle from the sniper.

“Alright, I’ll admit that’s a good one.”

[squidmanalamort]

dustoffyourhat replied to your post: gamblingwithlove replied to your post: …

*loud groaning* “It’s too late for this…”

“It’s your fillet… you are… lake to the party.”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“......Why are you like this?”

[pennedbyzazz]

“These ocean puns shore are somefin else.”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“...............................”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

*side eyes the Spy*

“Just do it.”

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[bloodyrevenant-deactivated20170]

✖

Growls.

That’s it. You just get a growl.

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

*growls right back*

[pennedbyzazz]

✖

Send ✖ for my muses opinion on yours. @dustoffyourhat

“Ethan? Oh, he’s a nice man! O-Or at least, he’s nice to me, anyway.”

“Hm, speaking of him, I actually seen him in a bit of time. I hope he’s doing well!”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“I’m doing fine.  Thanks.”  The sniper said from behind the doctor.

[rapidrecovery-a]

"Oh. Hey, um... You..."

“Oh hey, it’s the sniper that didn’t understand that whole weddin’ thing me, Snipes, and Doc did. Long time. No see.”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“Yeah um...”  He rubbed the back of his neck.

“Did we ever introduce ourselves?  I can’t for the life of me remember your name...  Mine’s Ethan.”

[bloodyrevenant-deactivated20170]

"..............." *leans back VERY far*

*leans VERY close*

*socks him in the face instead of giving him a kiss*

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“Fuck!” He cries out, holding his nose.  A growl comes out of Ethan’s throat, giving the brutal a glare of death.  Suddenly, he swings his fist and it makes contact with the revenant’s crotch.

[bloodyrevenant-deactivated20170]

Aside from his natural instinct to flinch backwards at something suddenly hitting his crotch, he didn’t go down. In fact, he started laughing. “Wow, mate. You must be really desperate if yer resortin’ ta that ta get back at me. Nice try though.”

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

Ethan just throws his hands up in exasperation.  “What the bloody hell...  I don’t have time for this bullshit.”  He leaves to go ice his nose.

[bloodyrevenant-deactivated20170]

"..............." *leans back VERY far*

*leans VERY close*

*socks him in the face instead of giving him a kiss*

[dustoffyourhat-blog]

“Fuck!” He cries out, holding his nose.  A growl comes out of Ethan’s throat, giving the brutal a glare of death.  Suddenly, he swings his fist and it makes contact with the revenant’s crotch.