Witty Title Here

I have no idea what Im doing

[museum-of-artifacts]

Amber bear amulet of neolithic hunter. c. 3500 years old

[strongbadgmail]

I will NEVER not reblog the 3500 year old gummy bear

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[madsciences]

we believe in you, chicken nugget

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I covered a 40 year old man in gravy and paper confetti made out of old mail.

[dutifullyweepingfestival]

you know sometimes i forget the name of this blog

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[amazoogle]

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

[dutifullyweepingfestival]

w?

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[shit-editor]

I took @dat-goat-boi‘s shitpost (with permission) and turned it into an even shittier post. Enjoy!

[dat-goat-boi]

a friend of mine made an edit of my shitpost so that’s neat

[angelicguy]

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

[pixielight-dee-foxfire]

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

[zagreus]

this post is one of the most cursed I have ever laid eyes on

[whifferdills]

what happened here

[superassman7]

listen i got some REAL fuckin scronch to freshman 15 with over here

you see this snart? he eats bees. paul bungus? bee eater. american dad is supportive of bee eat. so why, if everyone in the United Scrungus National Pissboy, do you identify as a brumpbo chungus?

i’ll tell you why. Big Chungy. he started the pingas. and yet for some reason, nobody thought that tumblr user @peoplegettingreallymadatfood is the true snart? Scronch.

as i stated in a previous post, snart blart is the OFFICIAL mascot for Super Bungus. no questions asked.

and that is why ooooOooooooOooooooooooOooooOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo scrungy boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[discourse-discourse]

Nice try, Assman, but you failed to point out that Brumpbo Chungus’ opinion on eating bees has not been disclosed.

Try as you might, but your logic always has one hole in it that tears the whole thing apart.

[jidashia]

You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for....

Grandpa Friend™:

- almost always grumpy - bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot - “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” - often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) - too old for this shit (see above) - totally not down with the youth - bad back (and everything else hurts too) - likes to complain

[dutifullyweepingfestival]

but why is this me?

[dutifullyweepingfestival]

it is currently 3 in the morning, i took three depression naps earlier today and im wheezing at a hairless cat

[pochowek]

tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

tumblr user, finding a miraculously untouched packet of frozen pastries in post-apocalyptic america: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

[argumate]

tumblr user, succumbing to dehydration in the wilderness of post-apocalyptic america: my hands are literally shaking as I type this

[anosognosic]

tumblr edgelord, to a booby-trap in post-apocalyptic america, an arrow embedded deep in their chest: i’m sorry, are you triggered? 

[argumate]

tumblr user, attempting to reestablish a pony express mail service across the shattered remnants of post-apocalyptic america: this post is important

[trickytalks]

tumblr user, standing behind thousands of other refugees from post-apocalyptic america, straining to hear the instructions of the volunteer who is giving them their floor space assignments: say it louder for the people in the back

[coruscantknave]

tumblr user, handing out vials —filled with a cure for the plague which has devastated the world— to the remaining people of post-apocalyptic america: spread this like wildfire

[bass-borot]

tumblr user, checking the post-apocalyptic town’s notice board for information important to rebuilding: why doesn’t this have more notes??

[eight-times-nine]

tumblr user, about to venture out into a dangerous part of the post-apocalyptic world with a small group of volunteers for whom they care for dearly and are concerned about the mental wellbeing of and the impact the adventure could have on them: if you don’t like this unfollow me right now

[mikkeneko]

tumblr user, watching a boy be dragged into the stocks of a post-apocalyptic settlement for the crime of stealing a crust of bread: FREE HIM

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Post post modernism

[quasi-normalcy]

tumblr user, trekking on foot across the burned out plains of post-apocalyptic america in search of refuge for what seems like forever: Is Canada even real?

[quasi-normalcy]

tumblr user, being offered bark tea to fend off against scurvy in post-apocalyptic america: This tea is HOT!

[empressstars]

tumblr user, alone and searching for the warmth and comfort of other humans and being jumped by a group of post-apocalyptic american vigilantes: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

[reserve]

tumblr user, caring for a nursery of small children, the last children born into this broken, dying world, gently feeding them watery broth: take a fuckin’ sip babes

[avocados-and-avocadonts]

tumblr user, watching a suspicious figure approach the gates of their ramshackle settlement in post-apocalyptic america: who is she

[staff]

tumblr user, looking helplessly at their shattered pole weapon before perishing in the battle circle of post-apocalyptic america: wtf staff

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via QueenIdle)

[sonic-spindash]

I didn’t know my daily walk to class took place on sacred ground…

[ruinedchildhood]

[respectfulmemes]

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

[hustleinatrap]

it’s sad that puppets are more accepting than people…

[luidilovins]

LET 👏 ERNIE 👏 AND 👏 BERT 👏 TIE 👏 THE 👏 KNOT 👏 THEY 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 MORE 👏 ONGOING 👏 STABLE 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 THAN 👏 MOST 👏 OF 👏 US 👏

[nightguardmod]

Y’all joke about it, but let me tell you a story: See, back in ‘94 (yeah, you youngins), our sociology teacher mentioned that today was the 25th anniversary of Sesame Street. And he proceeded to tell a story.

See, he was in kindergarten when Sesame Street first aired, and he saw the first episode, live, with his classmates. He described the experience of seeing this for the first time as incredible. The entire class loved it.

The next day, however, the teacher announced that they could no longer show it, due to some people upset that it showed interracial friendships, of kids of different ethnicities playing together. Keep in mind that this show was only two years after laws banning interracial marriages were overturned.

So yeah. They’ve been doing the right thing before many of us here were even alive.

[strawberrymacaronexplosion]

They also handled death better than pretty much any show ever. I remember when Mr Hooper died. Well, really the actor playing him died. They could have written around it or ignored it, but they didn’t. They did a whole show about death and grief, and it was moving and completely perfect. And it pissed people off because it was a kids show and I guess some people think kid shows should be happy all the time. Sesame street is the best show. I would have said so at 5, and I still say so as a childfree 35 year old.

[the-dice-hag]

Children’s media should respect the intelligence of their audience and Sesame Street won’t flinch from that.

[thingsstingshouldsing]

This is all so true, which makes it even worse that new episodes of Sesame Street are effectively behind a 6 month paywall.

[kkiyomi-deactivated20140909]

Splash Mountain Photos

[scottman99]

YES

[mythologyhotspot-blog-deactivat]

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

[disneyprincess10]

still one of my all time favourite posts

[gh0stiiee]

this should be a new drawing challenge, draw the squad at splash mountain

[attackon-mysanity-blog]

I wish I could draw

[shittyidea]