the grand tour s1ep3 starters.
“ it was on this very spot that mankind separated from the ape.”
“ be reasonable. you’ve learned to put socks on, but other than that, mate…”
“ listen, i’m trying to be profound here, ok?”
“ well, how can i put this?”
“ yep. can’t be too careful.”
“ it’s not bad, except they got the word wrong.”
“ yes, good idea. good plan.”
“ spectacular, isn’t it? but not very practical.”
“ how are you–? no… agh! now i’m totally stuck.”
“ you will be able to edit this out, won’t you?”
“ it actually sounds like i’m stamping on a piglet.”
“ i’m not going to say that it’s like being attacked by a bear, because it isn’t. but it is like being in a room with a bear that’s thinking of attacking you.”
“ the bear is in attack mode!”
“ everything can be adjusted to suit your personal taste.”
“ i’m starting to get used to it.”
“ i love this thing very much.”
“ old time rock’n’roll has beaten rap and techno and r and b.”
“ it’s like having an invisible elephant. what if it falls off?”
“ it’s not a real elephant! it can’t fall off!”
“ but how can you trust something you don’t see?”
“ well, that’s not gonna happen either, is it?”
“ i’m gonna bury myself and get it all overwith once and for all.”
“ what sort of madness is this?”
“ yeah. this is insanity!”
“ a python is not like a burglar alarm, you can’t turn it off.”
“ when you come back to the car, how do you say to the snake: it’s my car, don’t strangle me?”
“ yes, i know, that is a bit of a problem. we’ll gloss over that.”
“ that was quite impressive.”
“ well, it’s not like they were using real bullets.”
“ and there you are. real bullets.”
“ and i managed to shoot myself.”
“ oh, yeah? how did you do that?”
“ you’re gonna be rubbish at this.”
“ well, i’m not gonna be able to use an assault rifle.”
“ why are you wearing white?”
“ this is gonna take forever.”
“ pretty much, yeah, that’s it. that’s how it goes.”
“ get out there, show us how it’s done, we will follow.”
“ i’ve never climbed a rope or gone down one in my life before, ever.”
“ well, what a time. get on with it.”
“ i can’t do that. i’m scared of heights.”
“ lead by example. be an inspiration to your men.”
“ ok, here it comes. let’s do this!”
“ whoa, jesus christ, stop! oh, shit.”
“ mate, that’s not the attitude!”
“ go on, then! go down the rope!”
“ do you want me to tickle your belly?”
“ i’ve got a better idea.”
“ i can’t see a thing! literally nothing.”
“ we are trapped in this room.”
“ well, why don’t we just go out of the window?”
“ this is very uncomfortable.”
“ just kill me. use the shovel, hit me with that.”
“ yes, final words is i hate you.”
“ do you mind if i go through the door?”
“ go down there and steal that renault.”
“ you can’t just keep doing the same thing over and over again.”
“ nah, he’ll miss eventually.”
“ i’ll never be able to do that again.”
“ have you not seen every single movie ever made?”
“ i was very brave doing that. i was!”
“ they were tears of bravery.”
“ it’s lively, it’s interesting and it’s youthful.”
“ i don’t like the smell of tyre smoke in the evening.”
“ was there any part of that that you enjoyed?”
“ literally nothing we can do.”
“ oh, i see. you wanna do this the old-fashioned way. okay.”
“ well, now what are we gonna do?”
“ there’s a time and a place for talking about that stuff, mate!”
“ hold it steady, i’m gonna shoot them.”
“ shoot them in the face!”
“ why are you listing films?”
“ stop talking about films!”
“ petrol only blows up in films.”
“ am i going the right way?”
“ well, obviously, yes, look. i lived.”
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