"Ooh... So there's a mandatory format for those party-goers pictures; wide lens, with a couple of guys in frame (aren't cool enough if you're captured dancing alone), with most of them making oh-I'm-super-wasted faces" "Why did my post get fewer likes than those people posts who I thought were, well, boring?" "Seriously, Girl, I think your drama-like life, and those people pissing you off every day started because you overshare your private life..." "You sure about doing that, Kid? Won't you regret to have done it when you look back several years later?" "Basic bitches will aaaalways be basic bitches, eh" "The song that you update on Path is so top 40-ish and too easy-listening. Easy-listening songs are never special. Well, IMO. And yet...you have half of the world's population give ❤s on your post" Done. (For now)